John Cheap, the Chapman's Library. Vol. 1: Comic and Humorous: The Scottish Chap Literature of Last Century, ClassifiedGraham, Dougal
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John Cheap, the Chapman's Library. Vol. 1: Comic and Humorous: The Scottish Chap Literature of Last Century, Classified
Graham, Dougal
Chapbooks, Scottish; English literature -- 18th century; Graham, Dougal, 1724-1779; Popular literature -- Scotland
On Good Friday the men of Gotham consulted together what to do
with their white herrings, sprats, and salt fish, and agreed,
that all such fish should be cast into a pond or pool, in the
midst of the town, that the number of them might increase the next
year. Therefore every one that had any fish left, did cast them
immediately into the pond. Then said one, I have gotten left so
many red herrings. Well, said another, and I have left so many
whitings. Another cried out, I have as yet gotten so many sprats
left. And, said the last, I have gotten so many salt fishes, let
them go together in the great pond, without any distinction, and
we may be sure to fare like lords the next year. At the beginning
of the next Lent, they immediately went about drawing the pond,
imagining they should have the fish, but were much surprised to
find nothing but a great eel. Ah! said they, a mischief on this
eel, for he hath eaten up our fish. What must we do with him? said
one; chop him in pieces, said another. Nay, not so, said another,
but let us drown him. Be it accordingly so, replied they all. So
they went immediately to another pond, and cast the eel into the
water. Lay there, said these wise men, and shift for thyself, since
you may not expect help from us. So they left the eel to be drowned.
TALE VIII.
On a time the men of Gotham had forgotten to pay their rents to
their landlord; so one said the other, to-morrow must be pay-day,
by whom can we send our money? So one said, I have this day taken
a hare, and she may carry it, for she is very quick footed; be it
so, replied the rest; she shall have a letter, and a purse to put
our money in, and we can direct her the way. When the letter was
written and the money put into a purse, they tied them about the
hare’s neck, saying, You must first go to Loughborough, and then to
Leicester, and at Newark is our landlord; then commend us to him,
and there is his due. The hare, as soon as she got out of their
hands, ran quite a contrary way.--Some said, Thou must first go to
Loughborough; others said, Let the hare alone, for she can tell a
nearer way than the best of us; let her go.
TALE IX.
A man of Gotham, that went mowing in the meadow, found a large
grasshopper He instantly threw down his scythe, and ran home to
his neighbour, and said that the devil was at work in the field,
and was hopping among the grass. Then was every man ready with
their clubs, staves, halberts, and other weapons, to kill the
grasshopper. When they came to the place where the grasshopper was,
said one to the other, let every man cross himself from the devil,
for we will not meddle with him. So they returned again, and said,
We are blest this day that we went no farther. O ye cowards! said
he that left the scythe in the meadow, help me to fetch my scythe.
No, answered they, it is good to sleep in a whole skin. It is much
better for thee to lose thy scythe than to mar us all.
TALE X.
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