John Cheap, the Chapman's Library. Vol. 1: Comic and Humorous: The Scottish Chap Literature of Last Century, ClassifiedGraham, Dougal
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John Cheap, the Chapman's Library. Vol. 1: Comic and Humorous: The Scottish Chap Literature of Last Century, Classified
Graham, Dougal
Chapbooks, Scottish; English literature -- 18th century; Graham, Dougal, 1724-1779; Popular literature -- Scotland
On a certain time there were twelve men of Gotham that went to
fish; some waded in the water, and some stood on dry land. In
going home, one said to the other, we have ventured wonderfully
in wading, I pray God that none of us did come from home to be
drowned. Nay, marry, said one to the other, let us see that, for
there did twelve of us come out. Then they told themselves, and
every one told eleven. Said the one to the other, there is one of
us drowned. They then went back to the brook, where they’d been
fishing, and sought up and down for him that was drowned, making
great lamentation. A courtier coming by, asked what it was they
sought for, and why they were sorrowful. Oh, said they, this day we
went to fish in the brook; twelve of us came out together, and one
is drowned. The courtier said, tell how many there be of you. One
of them told eleven, but he did not tell himself. Well, said the
courtier, what will you give me, and I will find the twelfth man?
All the money we have got, said they. Give me the money, said he.
He began with the first, and gave him a stroke over the shoulders
with his whip, that made him groan, saying, here is one, and so he
served them all, and they groaned at the matter. When he came to
the last, he paid him well, saying, here is the twelfth man. God’s
blessings on thee said they, for finding our brother.
TALE XI.
A man of Gotham, riding along the highway, saw a cheese, so drew
his sword and pricked it with the point, in order to pick it up.
Another man who came by, alighted, picked it up, and rode away with
it. The man of Gotham rides to Nottingham to buy a long sword to
pick up the cheese, and returning to the place where it did lie, he
pulled out his sword, pricked the ground, and said, if I had had
but this sword I should have had the cheese myself, but now another
has come before me and got it.
TALE XII.
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