John Henry Smith: A humorous romance of outdoor lifeAdams, Frederick Upham
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John Henry Smith: A humorous romance of outdoor life
Adams, Frederick Upham
Humorous stories; Outdoor life -- Fiction
My prolonged absence from the links created some comment, so I am told,
but no questions were asked and I volunteered no information. I have
arranged matters so that it will not be necessary to spend much of my
time in the city, unless something unexpected develops.
I have lost no sleep, but my golf this afternoon was disappointing.
I required eighty-nine for the round and lost seven golf balls to
Chilvers and Boyd. This will never do![1]
[Footnote 1: NOTE BY THE EDITOR.--From the foregoing it appears that Mr.
Smith's stock transactions up to this date have involved a net loss of
about $51,000, with a probability of a continuance of the decline during
the coming week. Under these circumstances it would seem that he
attaches undue importance to the loss of seven golf balls, which I am
informed, may be purchased at the standard price of fifty cents apiece.
Possibly this criticism may be impeached by those familiar with the
ethics and peculiarities of golf, a game of which my knowledge is purely
academic.]
On the table in front of me stands the finest golf trophy which ever
delighted the eye of a devotee of the game. It is the bronze figure of a
player whose mashie is in the position of that valuable iron club at the
end of a short approach. It is the work of a French sculptor, and in
design and execution it is nothing short of an inspiration. The position
of the feet, body, arms, and shoulders, the expression of the face and
eyes; all these details are perfect.
The figure is twenty-four inches in height and is mounted on an ebony
pedestal.
Mr. Harding has given this magnificent bronze to the club, and it is in
my keeping, as chairman of the Greens Committee. It will be presented to
the winner of this year's championship of Woodvale by Miss Grace
Harding, and I have posted an announcement of the conditions of the
competition. It is open to all members, sixteen best scores to qualify,
and then match play of eighteen holes, with thirty-six for the finals.
The tournament starts a week from Tuesday.
Between watching Wall Street and getting in shape for this competition I
am likely to have a busy week.
Mr. Harding called me into his apartments yesterday evening, displayed
this gem of a bronze, and told me how he came to acquire it.
"It was the Kid's suggestion, but I endorsed it in a minute," he said,
passing a box of cigars. "We were prowling around the jewelry haunts,
Grace and I, seeing what she could flim-flam me into buying for her,
when we ran across this thing. She thought it was great. I looked it
over and saw that this bronze gentleman does not hold his club the way I
do, and was in favour of letting him wait for another owner. Then she
suggested that it would be a great scheme to buy it and give it to the
club. I thought it over a minute and decided that it might be a good
idea, and so I bought it, and here it is. Now you boys will have to
scrap it out among yourselves, and may the best one win."
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