John Herring: A West of England Romance. Volume 1 (of 3)Baring-Gould, S. (Sabine)
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John Herring: A West of England Romance. Volume 1 (of 3)
Baring-Gould, S. (Sabine)
West Country (England) -- Fiction
But though the bishop of the diocese was unavoidably absent,
representative pastors of all the Christian denominations in the West
were present, and prayed and harangued to their hearts’ content, and ate
and drank to their stomachs’ content as well.
The tent was filled to overflowing. Grace was said simultaneously by
twenty-nine ministers to avoid giving offence by exalting one above
another. A noble collation had been provided. Waiters dressed like
clergymen attended on the guests. ’Lemonade, sir?’ ’Gooseberriade,
ma’am?’ as they uncorked long-necked bottles with gold foil about the
throats, and poured the effervescing drink into champagne glasses.
’Temperance cake, miss?’ with an offer of an inviting dish of
sponge-cake sopped in—well, non-alcoholic brandy—and with flummery over
it to hide its blushes.
Reporters were present from every West of England paper and several
London journals as well. These gentlemen were supplied freely with
’gooseberriade,’ and grew cheery in spirit, and red in face, and watery
in eye, and uncritical in disposition under its influence. They began
to believe in Ophir as much as a reporter can believe in anything. And
when, on raising the napkins under their finger-glasses, each found a
ten-pound note, the enthusiasm of the press for Ophir bordered on
fanaticism. After lunch, the entire party sought the mine, and those
who could get in hammered at the stone, and there was much ado in
wheeling to the stampers the ’gozzen’ that had been extracted.
Tramplara particularly urged on the reporters to dig and wash for
themselves, and they complied with his request. The prayers and
blessings of the pastors of discordant Christianity had been of avail.
Never before had the rock yielded so much gold. There it was—in
glittering granules—strewing the washing floor. The rock had been
quarried by ten reporters, seven pastors, and one old lady, with a grim
face and severely plain, untrimmed costume. The stone had been wheeled
by them to the crushers, at that time clear of every particle of stone.
The grim old lady had not wheeled, but carried her specimens in her
gown, exposing thereby some elaborate lace frills beneath it. The
entire party saw the granite thus extracted washed in several waters.
They washed it themselves, no workman touched any part of the machinery,
or dipped a finger into the water, and there—there was the
gold—gold-dust in abundance. There could be no deception. There was no
room for deception.
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