John Herring: A West of England Romance. Volume 1 (of 3)Baring-Gould, S. (Sabine)
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John Herring: A West of England Romance. Volume 1 (of 3)
Baring-Gould, S. (Sabine)
West Country (England) -- Fiction
The decorator sent in a bill for two thousand francs, his charge for
beautifying madame, hoping to get fifty, and ready to accept five. Mr.
Strange tore the bill, and lit his cigar with it.
An old woman who had laid madame out asked five francs for her pains.
Then timidly produced a lock of hair she had cut off madame’s head as
she laid her in the coffin. The hair was beautiful still! and, oh!
madame had looked so sweet, so peaceful, like a holy angel, actually
young again. Then Mr. Strange took the lock reverently, turned his face
away, and did not speak. Something in his throat troubled him. He
thought of twenty years ago—of the time when his heart bounded, of the
singing of the nightingale, of the flowering of the wheat, of the short
dream of poetry. Then he recovered himself, and put something in the old
woman’s hand. The old woman went chuckling away. When she reached the
street she said, ’That was a brave invention. Madame’s complexion was
that of a toad’s belly. She was hideous as a monkey. I could not pick
the paint off her skin. Some adhered, the rest flaked away. That lock
of hair was part of her false front. Mon Dieu! how soft men’s hearts
are!’ Mr. Strange speedily discovered that he and his daughter had
about as many subjects in common as an Esquimaux has with a native of
equatorial Africa. She was above all things a Catholic, he a
Protestant. She was religious, and, because religious, somewhat
conscientious. He conscientious, and, because conscientious, somewhat
religious. His religion was to his life what stockings are to a
traveller’s portmanteau, something to fill corners with where nothing
else will go. With Mirelle religion was the chief packing of her life,
and this was a condition incomprehensible to her father. She had
artistic instincts; she loved pictures and music. Now, pictures and
music happen to be two things not to be got in Brazil, except in such an
execrable state of degradation as to be unendurable. But he liked the
theatre, and to attend the theatre Mirelle considered wicked. Mirelle
had learned history from the sisters of the Sacré Coeur—that is, she had
learned that every modern political idea is positively evil, that
absolutism is ideal perfection, that the mediæval times were the only
times in which it was worth living, for then the popes gave and withdrew
crowns, kings kissed their feet, and emperors held their stirrups. She
had been taught geography out of French manuals, and had learned that
France is to the rest of the European powers as the sun to the planets;
from it they derive their light, and about it they rotate.
Mirelle had her acquaintances, the Princess L’Amoureuse, Prince
Punchkin, Countesses, Baronesses by the score, the mothers and aunts of
her schoolfellows and friends of her mother. Not one of these was known
to Mr. Strange even by name, and when she spoke of them she might have
been, for aught he cared, reciting the list of European lepidoptera.
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