John Herring: A West of England Romance. Volume 1 (of 3)Baring-Gould, S. (Sabine)
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John Herring: A West of England Romance. Volume 1 (of 3)
Baring-Gould, S. (Sabine)
West Country (England) -- Fiction
A gentleman of the present day, if not exacting, might possibly
accommodate himself in the lower part of the house, but would hardly
acquiesce in the upstairs arrangements, for there all the bedrooms were
_en suite_. In the centre slept the squire and his lady, when he had
one; on the right were rooms for the men; in the furthest slept the
apprentices, in the nearest the sons and brothers of the family. On the
left were three rooms all in communication. The first was the state
guest room, the next that allotted to the young ladies; beyond that,
over the cow-shed, the room for the servant maids.
We have a great deal to learn from our ancestors, and we are learning
much. We copy their architecture, we reproduce their dyes, we affect
their costume, but we do not go back to their sleeping arrangements.
Some days passed. Mirelle remained at West Wyke; John Herring was
lodged in the inn at Zeal, not far distant in the valley. He devoted
himself to the affairs of Mirelle. Mr. Battishill was most kind, but
quite unable to be of real use. He was prepared to discuss with Herring
what must be done, and he would undertake to do what he thought
desirable, but he never did anything. The dead man might have lain a
month, three months, a year upstairs, before Mr. Battishill took steps
for his interment. He had a theory of his own relative to the disposal
of the dead. He believed that elm was an unsuitable wood for the making
of coffins. Alder was the proper timber, because alder grew in swamps,
and was presumably damp-resisting. It was in vain that Herring explained
to him that alders did not attain a sufficient size to be sawn into
planks. That was because alders were not suffered to grow; they were
treated as weeds and cut down. ’Grow them,’ said Mr. Battishill; ’give
them time and see for yourself.’ He would have allowed the dead man to
occupy the spare room till the alders were grown.
Then, again, he had a theory that coffins ought to be filled with that
powerful antiseptic, brown Norwegian pitch, pitch from the pine, none of
your villainous coal tar, but brown pitch like old treacle. And so on,
from coffins to alders, and to Norway tar, and the dead man waiting for
the alders to grow and the pitch to be extracted. John Herring was
obliged to see to everything, to arrange with the undertaker, and to fix
the funeral. Then, again, Mirelle might have remained on till she
married or died for all that Mr. Battishill would have done to discover
her relations; perhaps it would have been better had it been so. We
take infinite pains to do what is just and kind, and find afterwards
that everything would have been better had we put our hands in our
pockets. We give in charity and pauperise; we effect reforms which
bring in a state of affairs worse than existed before. There is more
mischief wrought by doing good than by doing nothing.
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