John Herring: A West of England Romance. Volume 1 (of 3)Baring-Gould, S. (Sabine)
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John Herring: A West of England Romance. Volume 1 (of 3)
Baring-Gould, S. (Sabine)
West Country (England) -- Fiction
’Oh, but no! that is not possible. He cannot care about such a droll
name. Herring!—red herring—pickled herring!—the thing is ridiculous.
When the name is historical, then—c’est bien autre chose. But when it
is ignoble, and, in addition, is ridiculous, what is there to be proud
of? If there be no pride, there can be no wound. These people,
moreover, have not the feelings that we have—I mean about their names. I
should resent it were I called anything but what I am. But then the
Garcias fought the Moors. Don Luis de Garcia with one blow cleft a
Saracen through his turban, ’twixt his eyes, to the very saddle, and the
saddle itself was cloven. We had the saddle and the sword in our
armoury three hundred years ago. We held the county of Cantalejo, we
coined our own money, and hung on our own gallows. But the Herrings!
they swim in the vast sea along with the sprats and the congers, the
common plaice and the little dabs. They have no history. They spawn
ten thousand at a time; they are the bread of the nobler fish. No—a
Herring has no cause to be offended if his name be forgotten. There,’
Mirelle laughed, ’I have said my say.’
’He is a gentleman,’ said Cicely, with some warmth; ’I know nothing of
his family, but I judge by his manners and appearance.’
’I have noticed neither. I do not consider those who in no way concern
me. I cannot describe to you the colour of the eyes and hair of the
postillion who upset us, and I know and care as little about the nobody
who had the bad fortune to be upset with us. Il m’ennuie, c’est tout
dire.’
’He has been very considerate towards you. He has done a great deal for
you deserving of gratitude.’
’For what else did the good God create men but to be useful—to assist
the ladies? He made the dog the servant of man, and man the dog of the
woman. The man does not thank or consider the dog that fetches him a
stick out of the water, and the woman has no occasion to pat and praise
the man who executes foolish trifles for her. If the dog shakes himself
near his master, when emerging from the water, then the stick he brought
is applied to his sides, and when the man makes himself over officious,
woman turns her back on him.’
’You have an odd idea of the reason why men are placed in the world.’
’I have a perfectly just idea. At the convent of the Sacré Coeur the
good sisters kept several tame men. There was old Jean who sawed the
firewood for them, and ancient Jacques who gardened. There was even a
devout sweep who cleaned their chimneys, and though his face was black,
his soul was white. There was a venerable chaplain who heard
confessions, and there was a domesticated notary who did their legal
business. The sisters worried these men a great deal, especially the
notary and the confessor; the latter made a good end in a lunatic
asylum. They all took it in good part. Their backs were made to bear
their burden.’
’You will not forget his name again?’
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