John Herring: A West of England Romance. Volume 1 (of 3)Baring-Gould, S. (Sabine)
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John Herring: A West of England Romance. Volume 1 (of 3)
Baring-Gould, S. (Sabine)
West Country (England) -- Fiction
One night a star fell from heaven and descended into the hovel of the
Cobbledicks through the hole in the roof which allowed the smoke of the
communal fire to ascend; and this spark sank into the heart of Old
Grizzly—he was not Old Grizzly then. What his name was then in the clan
never transpired.
That divine spark conveyed to this particular Cobbledick the idea of
personal property. This idea, once conceived, becomes to the social body
what a backbone is to the physical organism. There is all the
difference in social conditions between those who have accepted personal
property and those who have not arrived at it, that exists between
vertebrate animals and invertebrate polypi.
Cobbledick rose from his lair by the fire where he had been snoring,
caught up a female for whom he had long been sighing, stuffed a wisp of
hay into her mouth to prevent her from alarming the sleepers, threw her
over his shoulder, and strode out of the Cobbledick hovel.
The dispersion at Babel was caused by the discovery of the possessive
pronouns.
After having carried his burden beyond earshot, Cobbledick set her down,
pulled the plug out of her mouth, and said, ’If you holler, I’ll smash
your head. So hold thee gab and come along of I.’
The female was overawed into submission, and she paddled along at his
side.
When day broke they found themselves on a shoulder of down in close
proximity to Cosdon. Rambling over the moor, the woman hopping and
squealing as she touched the gorse with her bare legs, they lighted on
the grey cromlech, and the male, curling his tongue in his mouth,
produced a loud cluck. The female, as an imitative animal, clucked
responsive. ’Bags!’ said Cobbledick male, and by this simple formula he
had claimed the cromlech as personal property to himself, his heirs and
assigns.
The idea of property had swelled to large dimensions in his heart since
he had first admitted it. The tract of moor was at that time—we are
speaking of seventy years ago—wholly uninclosed. Since that date many
encroachments have been made, and much of the furzy waste placed under
cultivation.
Xenophon opens his ’Anabasis’ with the words, ’The Greeks began it.’ In
the record of the conquest and reclamation of the moor it stands
written, ’The Cobbledicks began it.’
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