John Herring: A West of England Romance. Volume 2 (of 3) — John Shaqi
John Herring: A West of England Romance. Volume 2 (of 3)Baring-Gould, S. (Sabine)
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John Herring: A West of England Romance. Volume 2 (of 3)
Baring-Gould, S. (Sabine)
West Country (England) -- Fiction
’I shall go to bed, Herring,’ he said, ’and I shall stick there till
there is a clearing in the air over Ophir. I am not going to be married
whilst the cloud broods heavily. I shall go to bed.’
’Go to bed!’ echoed Herring. ’It is early still.’
’I always go to bed when I want to get out of a difficulty. Old
Tramplara is not far off, and he can come and see me. Young Sampson can
come and see me also; but I defy both of them to get me out of my bed
and into my breeches and blue coat against my pleasure. The marriage
must be postponed.’
’Nonsense. You cannot do this.’
’I shall. I have got out of a score of difficulties by this means.
There I stick till things have come round. My dear Herring, there is no
power in the world equal to _non possumus_.’
’But what of the lady’s feelings?’
’Oh, blow the lady’s feelings!’ said Trecarrel, coarsely. ’Ladies’
feelings are superficial; that is why they are so sensitive about dress.
Men’s feelings lie deep; they line their pockets. Orange is a good
girl; but she won’t feel, or, if she does, she will rather like it.
Women like to have their feelings fretted, just as cats like having
their backs scratched. Orange can come and see me in bed, and nurse me,
if she chooses. Polly!’ he called to the maid of the inn, ’get your
best bedroom ready, and the sheets and blankets and featherbed well
aired. I am going to retire for a week or ten days between the sheets.’
Herring burst out laughing.
’This is no laughing matter,’ said Trecarrel, testily. ’I would not go
to bed unless I could help it; but, upon my life, I do not see any other
mode of escape. You will come and see me sometimes, old fellow, for
time will drag.’
’Certainly I will; but what will you say to the Tramplaras?—to Miss
Orange?’
’Say—say! why, that I am indisposed. That will be strictly within the
bounds of truth, and what is consistent with a gentleman to say.
Indisposed—the word was coined for my case. I’ll send to Tramplara
himself, and get it over as soon as I am in bed.’
’You are joking.’
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