John Ingerfield, and Other StoriesJerome, Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka)
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John Ingerfield, and Other Stories
Jerome, Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka)
England -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction; Short stories
The pale light fades, and the flame-lit night lies red upon the land.
The flitting figures take strange shapes. I hear the hissing of wheels,
the furious clanking of iron chains, the hoarse shouting of many
voices, the hurrying tread of many feet; and, through all, the wailing
and weeping and cursing that never seem to cease. I drop into a
restless sleep, and dream that I have broken a chapel window,
stone-throwing, and have died and gone to hell.
At length, a cold hand is laid upon my shoulder, and I awake. The wild
faces have vanished and all is silent now, and I wonder if the whole
thing has been a dream. My father lifts me into the dog-cart, and we
drive home through the chill dawn.
My mother opens the door softly as we alight. She does not speak, only
looks her question. “It’s all over, Maggie,” answers my father very
quietly, as he takes off his coat and lays it across a chair; “we’ve
got to begin the world afresh.”
My mother’s arms steal up about his neck; and I, feeling heavy with a
trouble I do not understand, creep off to bed.
THE LEASE OF THE “CROSS KEYS.”
This story is about a shop: many stories are. One Sunday evening this
Bishop had to preach a sermon at St. Paul’s Cathedral. The occasion was
a very special and important one, and every God-fearing newspaper in
the kingdom sent its own special representative to report the
proceedings.
Now, of the three reporters thus commissioned, one was a man of
appearance so eminently respectable that no one would have thought of
taking him for a journalist. People used to put him down for a County
Councillor or an Archdeacon at the very least. As a matter of fact,
however, he was a sinful man, with a passion for gin. He lived at Bow,
and, on the Sabbath in question, he left his home at five o’clock in
the afternoon, and started to walk to the scene of his labours. The
road from Bow to the City on a wet and chilly Sunday evening is a
cheerless one; who can blame him if on his way he stopped once or twice
to comfort himself with “two” of his favourite beverage? On reaching
St. Paul’s he found he had twenty minutes to spare—just time enough for
one final “nip.” Half way down a narrow court leading out of the
Churchyard he found a quiet little hostelry, and, entering the private
bar, whispered insinuatingly across the counter:
“Two of gin hot, if you please, my dear.”
His voice had the self-satisfied meekness of the successful
ecclesiastic, his bearing suggested rectitude tempered by desire to
avoid observation. The barmaid, impressed by his manner and appearance,
drew the attention of the landlord to him. The landlord covertly took
stock of so much of him as could be seen between his buttoned-up coat
and his drawn-down hat, and wondered how so bland and innocent-looking
a gentleman came to know of gin.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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