John Ingerfield, and Other StoriesJerome, Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka)
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John Ingerfield, and Other Stories
Jerome, Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka)
England -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction; Short stories
The reporter, when he examined the contents of the bag under a lamp in
the Cathedral vestibule, could hardly believe his good fortune. The
careful Bishop’s notes were so full and clear that for all practical
purposes they were equal to a report. His work was already done. He
felt so pleased with himself that he determined to treat himself to
another “two” of gin, and, with this intent, made his way across to the
little “public” before-mentioned.
“It’s really excellent gin you sell here,” he said to the barmaid when
he had finished; “I think, my dear, I’ll have just one more.”
At eleven the landlord gently but firmly insisted on his leaving, and
he went, assisted, as far as the end of the court, by the potboy. After
he was gone, the landlord noticed a neat little black bag on the seat
where he had been lying. Examining it closely, he discovered a brass
plate between the handles, and upon the brass plate were engraved the
owner’s name and title. Opening the bag, the landlord saw a neat little
roll of manuscript, and across a corner of the manuscript was written
the Bishop’s name and address.
The landlord blew a long, low whistle, and stood with his round eyes
wide open gazing down at the open bag. Then he put on his hat and coat,
and taking the bag, went out down the court, chuckling hugely as he
walked. He went straight to the house of the Resident Canon and rang
the bell.
“Tell Mr. ---,” he said to the servant, “that I must see him to-night.
I wouldn’t disturb him at this late hour if it wasn’t something very
important.”
The landlord was ushered up. Closing the door softly behind him, he
coughed deferentially.
“Well, Mr. Peters” (I will call him “Peters”), said the Canon, “what is
it?”
“Well, sir,” said Mr. Peters, slowly and deliberately, “it’s about that
there lease o’ mine. I do hope you gentlemen will see your way to
makin’ it twenty-one year instead o’ fourteen.”
“God bless the man!” cried the Canon, jumping up indignantly, “you
don’t mean to say you’ve come to me at eleven o’clock on a Sunday night
to talk about your lease?”
“Well, not entirely, sir,” answered Peters, unabashed; “there’s another
little thing I wished to speak to you about, and that’s this”—saying
which, he laid the Bishop’s bag before the Canon and told his story.
The Canon looked at Mr. Peters, and Mr. Peters looked at the Canon.
“There must be some mistake,” said the Canon.
“There’s no mistake,” said the landlord. “I had my suspicions when I
first clapped eyes on him. I seed he wasn’t our usual sort, and I seed
how he tried to hide his face. If he weren’t the Bishop, then I don’t
know a Bishop when I sees one, that’s all. Besides, there’s his bag,
and there’s his sermon.”
Mr. Peters folded his arms and waited. The Canon pondered. Such things
had been known to happen before in Church history. Why not again?
“Does any one know of this besides yourself?” asked the Canon.
“Not a livin’ soul,” replied Mr. Peters, “as yet.”
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