Jeams, who had followed me from college, at times hung around my office,
carried Miss Poole my notes and flowers and, in the hour of my
prosperity, blossomed out in a gorgeousness of apparel that partly
accounted for my heavy expense account, as well as for the rapid
disappearance of the little private stock I occasionally kept or tried
to keep in a deceptive-looking desk which I used as a sideboard for
myself and friends. He usually wore an old suit of mine, in which he
looked surprisingly well, but on occasions he wore a long-tailed coat, a
red necktie and a large soft, light hat which, cocked on the side of his
head, gave him the air of an Indian potentate. I think he considered
himself in some sort a partner. He always referred to me and my business
as "us" and "our" business, and, on some one's asking him derisively if
he were a partner of mine, he replied, "Oh, no, sir, only what you might
term a minor connectee of the Captain." He was, however, a very useful
fellow, being ready to do anything in the world I ordered, except when
he was tight or had some piece of rascality on foot--occasions by no
means rare. He wore, at election time, a large and flaming badge
announcing that he was something in his party--the opposite party to
mine; but I have reason to believe that when I was in politics he
perjured himself freely and committed other crimes against the purity
of the ballot on which economists declare all Representative Government
is founded. One of my ardent friends once informed me that he thought I
ought not to allow Jeams to wear that badge--it was insulting me openly.
I told him that he was a fool, that I was so afraid Jeams would insist
on my wearing one, too, I was quite willing to compromise. In fact, I
had gotten rather dependent on him. Then he and I held such identical
views as to Peck, not to mention some other mutual acquaintances, and
Jeams could show his contempt in such delightfully insolent ways.
I had intimated to Jeams some time before, immediately after my first
serious reverse in the stock market, that I was no longer as flush as I
had been, and that unless affairs looked up I might move on to fresh
pastures--or, possibly, I put it, to a wider field for the exercise of
my powers; whereupon he promptly indicated his intention to accompany me
and share my fortune. But I must say, he showed plainly his belief that
it was a richer pasture which I was contemplating moving into, and he
viewed the prospect with a satisfaction much like that of a cat which,
in the act of lapping milk, has cream set before it. The only thing that
puzzled him was that he could not understand why I wanted more than I
had. He said so plainly.
"What you want to go 'way for, Cap'n? Whyn't you stay where you is? You
done beat 'em all--evy one of 'em----"
"Oh! no, I haven't."
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