John Smith's Funny Adventures on a Crutch: Or The Remarkable Peregrinations of a One-legged Soldier after the WarHill, A. F. (Ashbel Fairchild)
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John Smith's Funny Adventures on a Crutch: Or The Remarkable Peregrinations of a One-legged Soldier after the War
Hill, A. F. (Ashbel Fairchild)
Disabled veterans -- United States -- Fiction; United States -- History -- Civil War, 1861-1865 -- Veterans -- Fiction
“I am truly obliged,” I said.
“Not at all,” he returned. “When I do any thing for a soldier I am only
paying an honest debt.”
I returned to Haddington in triumph, and exhibited my pass to the
assistant-surgeon who had put me in the guard-house.
“Didn’t you know,” said I, with dignity, “that Doctor Levis and I were
particular friends?”
“No,” said he, turning slightly pale. “Are—are you acquainted?”
“Acquainted!” said I. “I should think so! We’ve known each other
for—for—I don’t know how long.”
I didn’t know exactly how long, but knew it was something short of
twenty-four hours.
“Ah? You should have told me. I am sorry. Well, go in and out of the
hospital whenever you please.”
“I will,” said I.
From that time forth I had perfect liberty, during my stay at the
hospital.
In June I got my artificial leg, which I have never worn much—finding a
crutch and cane far superior as a means of locomotion—and having
received my discharge, I called one fine morning at the United States
Marshal’s office. It was early, and he had not come in yet. To pass the
time, I walked to the corner of Fifth and Chestnut streets, and stood
for a moment gazing at the good old clock in the State-house steeple.
Streams of people were passing up and down the street; and I had not
stood long before a man came up and held out his hand as though, I
thought, to shake hands. Supposing him to be some old acquaintance,
whose visage had faded from my memory in the course of the sanguinary
scenes through which I had lately passed, I was about to seize his hand,
and request him to remind me where and when we had last met, when I
observed that there was a ten-cent note in the extended hand, and he
seemed to be offering _that_ to me, and not the hand. I stared in
astonishment.
“Take it,” said he: “you’re welcome to it.”
I was dumb with amazement. Was the man an escaped lunatic? Might he be
dangerous, like Thomas of the hospital? I felt like “getting.”
“Take it,” he repeated, still presenting the trifling bit of fractional
currency: “I owe it to you.”
I was still lost in wonder. Could it be possible that it was some
country gentleman to whom I had lent the sum of ten cents before the
war, and that he was so honest and upright as to return it on the first
opportunity? No, he must be mistaken. I had never seen him before,
certainly.
“My dear sir,” I said, “you are mistaken. I never lent you——”
“O, not that,” he interrupted. “You’ve served your country; you’ve
fought my battles for me, while I stayed at home; you’ve got crippled,
and now——”
“Really, sir,” I interrupted, smothering my indignation, “I am not in
need of pecuniary assistance. On the contrary, my income is ten thousand
dollars a year.” (That was a big one.) “If you wish to do good to the
amount of ten cents, pray give it to some one who needs it. I thank
you.” I spoke the latter words with dignity, and turned away disgusted.
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