John Splendid: The Tale of a Poor Gentleman, and the Little Wars of LornMunro, Neil
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John Splendid: The Tale of a Poor Gentleman, and the Little Wars of Lorn
Munro, Neil
Great Britain -- History -- Charles I, 1625-1649 -- Fiction
“I trailed a pike privately,” laughed M’lver, “and for the honour of
Clan Diarmaid I took the name Munro. My cousin here cares to have none
of his immediate relatives make a living by steel at any rank less than
a cornal’s, or a major’s at the very lowest Frankfort, and Landsberg,
and the stark field of Leipzig were the last I saw of foreign battles,
and the God’s truth is they were my bellyful. I like a bit splore, but
give it to me in our old style, with the tartan instead of buff, and the
target for breastplate and taslets. I came home sick of wars.”
“Our friend does himself injustice, my dear Elrigmore,” said Argile,
smiling; “he came home against his will, I have no doubt, and I know he
brought back with him a musketoon bullet in the hip, that couped him by
the heels down in Glassary for six months.”
“The result,” M’Iver hurried to exclaim, but putting out his breast with
a touch of vanity, “of a private _rencontre_, an affair of my own with
a Reay gentleman, and not to be laid to my credit as part of the war’s
scaith at all.”
“You conducted your duello in odd style under Lums-den, surely,” said I,
“if you fought with powder and ball instead of steel, which is more of
a Highlander’s weapon to my way of thinking. All our affairs in the Reay
battalion were with claymore--sometimes with targe, sometimes wanting.”
“This was a particular business of our own,” laughed John Splendid (as I
may go on to call M’lver, for it was the name he got oftenest behind
and before in Argile). “It was less a trial of valour than a wager about
which had the better skill with the musket. If I got the bullet in my
groin, I at least showed the Mackay gentleman in question that an Argile
man could handle arquebus as well as _arme blanche_ as we said in the
France. I felled my man at one hundred and thirty paces, with six to
count from a ritt-master’s signal. Blow, present, God sain Mackay’s
soul! But I’m not given to braggadocio.”
“Not a bit, cousin,” said the Marquis, looking quizzingly at me.
“I could not make such good play with the gun against a fort gable at so
many feet,” said I.
“You could, sir, you could,” said John Splendid in an easy, offhand,
flattering way, that gave me at the start of our acquaintance the whole
key to his character. “I’ve little doubt you could allow me half-a-dozen
paces and come closer on the centre of the target.”
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