Johnny Nelson: How a one-time pupil of Hopalong Cassidy of the famous Bar-20 ranch in the Pecos Valley performed an act of knight-errantry and what came of itMulford, Clarence Edward
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Johnny Nelson: How a one-time pupil of Hopalong Cassidy of the famous Bar-20 ranch in the Pecos Valley performed an act of knight-errantry and what came of it
Mulford, Clarence Edward
Cowboys -- Fiction; Ranch life -- Fiction; Western stories
"I take it all back," soliloquized Johnny. "This town don't need a
number; it don't even need a name. It's different. It's th' only one
this side of Montanny where the barkeeper was hostile at th' start. I'm
peaceful. My han's are up, palm out. If you won't give me information,
will you tell me where I can eat an' sleep? Which of th' numerous
hotels ain't as bad as th' rest of 'em?"
Davis Lee Beauregard Green slid a bottle across the bar, sent a glass
spinning after it, leaned against the back bar and grinned. "Gunsight
ain't impressin' you a hull lot?" he suggested.
"Why not? It's got all a man needs, which is why towns are made, ain't
it?" Johnny tasted the liquor and downed it. "I allus size up a town
by th' liquor it sells. I say Gunsight is a d--d sight better than I
thought from a superficial examination."
Dave Green, wise in the psychology of the drinking type, decided that
the stranger was not and never had been what he regarded as a drinking
man; and even went so far in a quick, spontaneous flash of thought, as
to tell himself that the stranger never had been drunk. Now, in his
opinion, a hard-drinking, two-gun man was "bad;" but a coldly sober,
real two-gun man was worse, although possibly less quarrelsome. He was
certain that they lived longer. Dave was a good man with a short gun,
despite his handicap; but a stirring warning instinct had told him
that this stranger was the best who ever had entered his place. This
impression came, was recognized, tabbed, and shoved back in his memory,
all in a mechanical way. It was too plain to be overlooked by a man
who, perhaps without realizing it, studied humanity, although he could
not lay a finger on a single thing and call it by name.
Dave put the bottle back and washed the glass. "Well," he remarked,
"every man sizes things up accordin' to his own way of thinkin', which
is why there are so many different opinions about th' same thing."
Letting this ponderous nugget sink in, he continued: "I reckon th'
bottom of it all is a man's wants. You want good liquor, so a town's
good, or bad. Which is as good a way as any other, for it suits you.
But, speakin' about eatin'-houses, there's a hotel just around th'
corner. It's th' only one in town. It butts up agin' th' corner of my
rear wall. Further than sayin' I've et there, I got no remarks to make.
I cook my own, owin' to th' pressure of business, an' choice."
"It ain't run by no woman, is it?" asked Johnny.
"No; why?"
Johnny grinned. "I'm ridin' clear of wimmin. It was wimmin that sent
me roamin' over th' face of th' earth, a wanderer. My friends all got
married, an'--oh, well, I drifted. Th' first section I come to where
there ain't none, I'll tie fast; an' this country looks like a snubbin'
post, to me."
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