"Yous put the kettle on, an' git the tea, an' I'll be ready in no
time," said Mrs Yabsley. "W'en I was your age, I used ter take 'arf a
day ter doll meself up, an' then git down the street with a brass band
playin' inside me silly 'ead; but now, gimme somethin' new, if it's
only a bit o' ribbon in me 'at, an' I feel dressed up ter the knocker."
At seven o'clock Jonah and Chook arrived. They were dressed in the
height of larrikin fashion--tight-fitting suits of dark cloth, soft
black felt hats, and soft white shirts with new black mufflers round
their necks in place of collars--for the larrikin taste in dress runs
to a surprising neatness. But their boots were remarkable, fitting
like a glove, with high heels and a wonderful ornament of perforated
toe-caps and brass eyelet-holes on the uppers.
Mrs Yabsley, moved by the solemn occasion, formally introduced Chook
and Pinkey. They stared awkwardly, not knowing what to say. In a
flash, Chook remembered her as the red-haired girl whom he had chiacked
at the corner. As he stared at her in surprise, the impudence died out
of his face, and he thought with regret of his ferocious jest and her
stinging reply. Pinkey grew uneasy under his eyes. Again the curious
pink flush coloured her cheeks, and she turned her head with a light,
scornful toss. That settled Chook. In five minutes he was looking at
her with the passionate adoration of a savage before an idol, for this
Lothario of the gutter brought to each fresh experience a surprising
virginity of emotion that his facile, ignoble conquests left untouched.
Jonah broke the silence by complimenting the ladies on their appearance.
"My oath, yer a sight fer sore eyes, yous are!" he cried. "I'm glad
yer don't know 'ow giddy yer look, else us blokes wouldn't 'ave a
chance, would we, Chook?"
The girls bridled with pleasure at the rude compliments, pretending not
to hear them, feeling very desirable and womanly in their finery.
"Dickon ter you," said Mrs Yabsley. "Yer needn't think they're got up
ter kill ter please yous. It's only ter give their clobber an airin',
an' keep out the moths."
When it was time to set out for the church, the five were quite at
their ease, grinning and giggling at the familiar jokes on marriage,
broad as a barn door, dating from the Flood. Mrs Yabsley toiled in the
rear of the bridal procession, fighting for wind on account of the
hill. She kept her fist shut on the two half-dollars for the parson;
the wedding ring, jammed on the first joint of her little finger for
safety, gave her an atrocious pain. At length they reached Cleveland
street, and halted opposite the church.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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