Then, surprised by the appearance of the room, dressed for a festival,
she looked around. Her eyes fell on the battalion of bottles, and she
stood thunderstruck by this extravagance. But Ada, anxious to display
her ring, was smoothing and patting her hair every few minutes.
Already the movement had become a habit. Unconsciously she lifted her
hand and flashed the ring in the eyes of Mrs Swadling.
"Well, I never!" she cried. "I might 'ave known wot yer were up to,
an' me see a weddin' in me cup only this very mornin."
Mrs Yabsley looked at Jonah and laughed.
"Might as well own up, Joe," she cried. "The cat's out of the bag."
"Right y'are," cried Jonah. "Let 'em all come. I can't be 'ung fer
it."
Mrs Yabsley, delighted with her son-in-law's speech, invited Mrs
Swadling to a seat, and then stepped out to ask a few of her neighbours
in to drink a glass and wish them luck. In half an hour the room was
full of women, who were greatly impressed by the bottles of beer, a
luxury for aristocrats. When Joey the pieman arrived, some were
sitting on the veranda, as the room was crowded. Mrs Yabsley anxiously
reckoned the number of guests; she had reckoned on twelve, and there
were twenty. She beckoned to Jonah, and they whispered together for a
minute. He counted some money into her hand, and cried,
"Let 'er go; it's only once in a lifetime."
Then Mrs Yabsley, as hostess, went to each in turn, asking what they
preferred. The choice was limited to green peas, hot pies, and
saveloys, and as each chose, she ticked it off on a piece of paper in
hieroglyphics known only to herself, as she was used to number the
shirts and collars. Joey, impressed by the magnitude of the order, got
down from his perch in the cart and helped to serve the guests. And he
passed in and out among the expectant crowd, helping them to make a
choice, like a chef anxious to please even the most fastidious palates.
Cups, saucers, plates, and basins were pressed into service until Mrs
Yabsley's stock ran out; the last served were forced to hold their
delicacy wrapped in a scrap of paper in their hands, the hot grease
sweating through the thin covering on to their fingers. The ladies
hesitated, fearful of being thought vulgar if they ate in their usual
manner; but Mrs Yabsley seeing their embarrassment, cried out that
fingers were made before forks, and bit a huge piece out of her pie.
Then the feast began in silence, except for the sound of chewing. Joey
had surpassed himself. The peas melted in your mouth, the piecrusts
were a marvel, and the saveloys were done to a turn. And they ate with
solemn, serious faces, for it was not every day the chance came to fill
their bellies with such dainties. Joey, with an eye to business,
decided to stay in the street on the chance of selling out, for the
crowd had now reached to the gutter. He rattled the shining lids of
the hot cans from time to time to attract attention as his cracked
voice chanted his familiar cry,
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