Humorous stories; Love stories; Pau (France) -- Fiction
"Yesterday I drove home. I can prove it. All through the trams, like
a two-year-old. I admit I took over six hours, but I lunched on the
way. I trust that two of the poultry I met are now in Paradise.
Indeed, I see no reason to suspect the contrary. So far as I could
observe, they looked good, upright fowls. And I look forward
confidently to an opportunity of apologising to them for their untimely
translation. They were running it rather fine, and out of pure
courtesy I set my foot positively upon the brake. Unfortunately, it
wasn't the brake, but the accelerator.... My recollection of the next
forty seconds is more than hazy. There is, so to speak, a hiatus in my
memory--some two miles long. This was partly due to the force with
which the back of the front seat hit me in the small of the back. Talk
about a blue streak.... Oh, it's a marvellous machine--very quick in
the uptake. Give her an inch, and she'll take a hell of a lot of
stopping. However...."
"Have you seen Roland?" I said.
"Yes. He dined last night. I told him you'd broken down his beauty
and that I had administered the _coup de grâce_. He quite believed it."
"What did he say?" said Adèle.
"Since you ask me," said Berry, "I'll give you his very words. I think
you'll value them. 'I tell you,' he said, 'I am very proud. You say
she is done. Well, then, there are other cars in the _usine_. But she
has saved something which no one can buy in the world--the light in a
lady's eyes.'"
There are things in France, besides sunshine, which are not for sale.
THE END
BY THE SAME AUTHOR
Published by
WARD, LOCK AND CO., LTD.
BERRY AND CO.
JONAH AND CO.
ADÈLE AND CO.
AND BERRY CAME TOO
ANTHONY LYVEDEN
VALERIE FRENCH
THE BROTHER OF DAPHNE
THE COURTS OF IDLENESS
AND FIVE WERE FOOLISH
AS OTHER MEN ARE
THE STOLEN MARCH
MAIDEN STAKES
BLIND CORNER
PERISHABLE GOODS
BLOOD ROYAL
FIRE BELOW
SAFE CUSTODY
STORM MUSIC
SHE FELL AMONG THIEVES
SHE PAINTED HER FACE
THIS PUBLICAN
GALE WARNING
SHOAL WATER
PERIOD STUFF
AN EYE FOR A TOOTH
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