+--+---++------------------------+-------------------------------------+ |@ | @ || _Kronollogy._ | _GINGER SNAPS._ | +--+---++------------------------+-------------------------------------+ | 1| G || @ Hark @ the | | | 2| M || @ @ kold wind | Thare iz, now and then, a man | | 3| T || whissells @ @ and | who knows that he iz a phool; | | 4| W || @ the rane @ | sutch a man iz a hard man tew | | 5| T || drizzles @ @ and | cheat. | | 6| F || @ @ @ the snow @ | | | 7| S || phizzles @ @ @ and | * * * * * | | 8| G || @ the fire sizzles @ | | | 9| M ||and the @ @ dogs @ | | |10| T || @ bark @ and | I hav known people who waz | |11| W || @ @ @ the boys | virtewous just bekauze they waz | |12| T || @ lark @ @ @ | lazy, they hadn't snap enuff in | |13| F || @ @ @ and the | them tew brake one ov the 10 | |14| S || kats mew @ @ and | commandments. | |15| G || @ the kittles stew | | |16| M || and the pork @ | | |17| T || @ @ @ fries @ and | * * * * * | |18| W || | | |19| T || @ the mince @ @ | | |20| F || pies @ @ @ @ @ | | |21| S || | I beleave pitty iz more ov an | |22| G || @ @ and the @ | impulse than a principle, for we | |23| M || turkey dies @ @ | seldum respekt thoze that we | |24| T || @ and the | pitty. | |25| W || @ owl dreameth @ | | |26| T || and the goose @ @ | * * * * * | |27| F || @ skreameth @ and | | |28| S || the girls @ @ @ @ | | |29| G || @ snikker @ and the | He who suspekts everyboddy, | |30| M || men dikker @ and | should be watched by everyboddy. | +--+---++------------------------+-------------------------------------+ _MUSHANMILK BILLINGS._ HIS MEMORANDUM.