_Boston Pilgrim._ * * * * * We have a copy of Josh Billings' Allminax on tap, and draw sweet liquor from it each hour; no man can buy our copy, no man can borrow it, and he who steals it, will finally die. _New Orleans Budget._ * * * * * Saw my right leg off, lift my scalp up, innoculate me with the contents of a six shooter, if Josh Billings' Farmer's Allminax for 1875 aint the bullyest brick the civilized world has ever laid eyes on. _Texas Daily Bandit._ * * * * * Josh Billings' Farmer's Allminax is once more in our midst; like an oyster on the half shell, it can be took standing, sitting down, or on the run. _Lowell Examiner._ _PRIVATE OPINYUNS OV JOSH BILLINGS' FARMER'S ALLMINAX._ "A pearl ov grate price." _Deakon Mozes Mills._ * * * * * "I reckomend this allminax to all persons out ov a job." _Israel Pugh._ * * * * * "Az konsise az a kambrik needle." _E. R. Dunkan._ * * * * * "This allminax iz az phull ov sharp things az a hedgehog's back." _Ezra Fisk._ * * * * * "Az natral in the family, and quite az catching, az the meazles." _Dokt. J. Munson._ * * * * * "Oh lud! i never did peruze enny thing haff so mutch like it." _Widdo Jane Perkins._ * * * * * "Tis too sweet for enny thing." _Miss Matilda Ann Brown._ * * * * * "It iz a lofty produkshun, full ov immense wisdum, graphick delineation, and koruskating generalitys." _John Mead, A. M._ _HONESTY_. Honesty iz like munny, a man haz got to work hard to get it, and then haz got to work harder to keep it. Honesty iz the best kard in the pak; it iz allwuss trumps, and thare iz no man big phool enuff but what he kan play it right every time. Honesty haz been praised more, and praktised less, than enny ov the virtews, but it stands in need ov no ones praise, and fears no ones rebuke. Honesty iz all the virtew that a man needs, and all that an angell haz. Honest men are skarse, and what i am afrade ov now iz, they are going to be skarser. From Adam's day to ours, and from now untill the judgement time, an _Honest man_ haz been, and will be, "_The noblest work of God_." Pope's deskripshun ov an honest man iz the simplest, and yet the strongest language, that ever haz been used. _A KARD_. A bizzy-body iz like a ritch cheeze,--full ov little things. * * * * * When a man aint good for ennything else, he iz just right to sett on a jury. [Illustration] The musketo iz born ov poor but industrious parents,--but haz in hiz veins, sum ov the best blood in the Country= Yures for 90 Days. Josh Billings= [Illustration]