+--+---++------------------------+-------------------------------------+ |@ | @ || _Kronollogy._ | _KOLD KUTS._ | +--+---++------------------------+-------------------------------------+ | 1| T || @ Bitter kold @ @ | The more humble a man iz | | 2| W || a thing ov buty @ | before God, the more he will be | | 3| T || @ iz a joy forever | exalted,--the more humble he iz | | 4| F || thundring kold @ | before men, the more he will git | | 5| S || @ @ @ if yu must | rode ruff shod. | | 6| G || drink hot @ @ | | | 7| M || @ rum @ do it now | * * * * * | | 8| T || jehosiphat kold @ | | | 9| W || @ now distruckshun | The only really natral thing | |10| T || @ @ wood @ slam | thare iz about enny man, iz hiz | |11| F || bang kold @ @ | conshunce. | |12| S || Job Stearns | | |13| G || @ @ @ born 1500 | * * * * * | |14| M || indefatigabel kold | | |15| T || Job Stearns @ @ | Enuff good luk will ruin enny | |16| W || @ waz an @ | man. | |17| T || @ itinerant @ @ @ | | |18| F || ompompanoosuck | * * * * * | |19| S || @ kold @ Job @ | | |20| G || itinerated @ @ @ | Whare thare iz one man obstinate | |21| M || @ tin ware | bekauze he iz wize, thare iz | |22| T || sno phawls @ now | 4,695,853 obstinate bekauze they | |23| W || stir up @ @ @ | are ignorant. | |24| T || @ @ yure goose | | |25| F || unimpeachible kold | * * * * * | |26| S || @ roosters freeze @ | | |27| G ||yures, with sparkling | Trust in God first, yure nabor | |28| M || @ hopes--Josh | next, and yureself last.--AMEN. | |29| T || Billings @ | | |30| W || @ Allminacker @ | | |31| T || | | +--+---++------------------------+-------------------------------------+ _HEAR THE PAPERS TALK!_ We would rather be the author of Josh Billings' Farmer's Allminax for 1875, than be elected captain of a malitia company. _Coonhollow Demokrat._ * * * * * Josh Billings' Farmer's Allminax for the year 1875, is just hatched out; it is like a Thanksgiving pudding, full of rich things; buy it, and set down in a corner, and read, and be happy once, if you never are again.