+--+---++------------------------+-------------------------------------+ |@ | @ || _Short Fakts._ | _HED LIGHTS._ | +--+---++------------------------+-------------------------------------+ | 1| S || @ @ It rains @ @ | | | 2| G || bright @ and @ | Dont never trust a man at the | | 3| M || butiful @ let | rate ov 50 cents on a dollar,--if | | 4| T || @ @ her rain @ @ | yu kant konfide in him at par, | | 5| W || now stik in lettiss | let him slide. | | 6| T || @ sum @ @ more @ | | | 7| F || @ rain @ | | | 8| S || now @ the ß frog | * * * * * | | 9| G || @ squeals a wet @ | | |10| M || @ day @ @ @ | I dont kno which iz the biggest | |11| T || Joab ¶ @ Mitchell | phool, the man who kan spend | |12| W || @ died 1769 @ | two hours bragging about himself, | |13| T || mizzling wet @ @ | or the one who kan sit pashuntly | |14| F || @ @ @ Joab loved | and listen to him. | |15| S || old cider @ wind | | |16| G || southy @ @ about | | |17| M || now ~ @ @ @ | * * * * * | |18| T || | | |19| W || @ thrust in arly @ | It iz very diffikult for a man to | |20| T || peas @ @ @ moist | change his pollyticks, or hiz | |21| F || but @ wet @ @ @ | religion, without being suspekted | |22| S || ekonemy is welth | ov having very little ov either. | |23| G || @ @ it rains @ | | |24| M || Daniel Webster | | |25| T || @ @ knu law ß @ | * * * * * | |26| W || it @--@ drizzles | | |27| T || @ @ @ "vox @ @ @ | | |28| F || non est @ @ @ | The two bizzyest persons in | |29| S || con-fab-u-lus" § | this world about nothing, iz a | |30| G || @ :~. @ | country gossip, and a June bug. | +--+---++------------------------+-------------------------------------+ _THE KUNTRY SKOOL MOM._