+--+---++------------------------+-------------------------------------+ |@ | @ || _Short Fakts._ | _EARLY BIRDS._ | +--+---++------------------------+-------------------------------------+ | 1| W || Kold but sour @ | | | 2| T || @ @ now worry | Thoze who are too proud to | | 3| F || the fires @ @ @ | enquire what a thing kosts when | | 4| S || sno | 9| foot @ | they buy it, are the fust ones to | | 5| G || @ @ @ deep | find fault when they cum to pay | | 6| M || Zeke @ Rathbun | for it. | | 7| T || failed 1862 @ @ | | | 8| W || kold @ @ grows | | | 9| T || @ Zeke waz in @ | * * * * * | |10| F || @ @ @ @ | | |11| S || the pea nut @ @ | | |12| G || @ ~ @ profeshun | | |13| M || | Kards, whiskey, and hoss raceing, | |14| T || grate kold @ @ | bring all men down to the | |15| W || @ @ now @ @ | same level. | |16| T || mastikate @ @ @ | | |17| F || @ @ @ | | |18| S || @ ham and egg | * * * * * | |19| G || kolder :: @ @ | | |20| M || @ avoid @ tite @ | | |21| T || @ boots @ | If a man writes for fame, the | |22| W || sno inkreases @ @ | less he writes, the better. | |23| T || @ @ Satan iz @ | | |24| F || @ @ @ | | |25| S || a @ mean @ kuss | * * * * * | |26| G || it ~ thaws | | |27| M || mutch kold @ ß | | |28| T || @ @ hitch up to | When a man meazzures out | |29| W || the fire @ @ @ | glory for himself, he allwuss heaps | |30| T || ¶ @ @ ¶ | the haff bushel. | +--+---++------------------------+-------------------------------------+ _THE KUNTRY HOSS JOCKEY._