+--+---++------------------------+-------------------------------------+ |@ | @ || _Short Fakts._ | _MIXT PHOOD._ | +--+---++------------------------+-------------------------------------+ | 1| F || @ ~ @ Raw kold | | | 2| S || now whissell @ @ | Whiskey makes a grate menny | | 3| G || @ in your kats | wize men to day, and phools | | 4| M || more snowy @ @ | tommorow. | | 5| T || @ @ Sue Benson | | | 6| W || died 1812 @ @ | * * * * * | | 7| T || @ expekt @ snow | | | 8| F || Sue @ waz @ a * flirt | | | 9| S || mutch raw ß @ | Persons who marry after a long | |10| G || @ @ @ now | and tejus courtship, go into | |11| M || con::glom::e::rate | bizzness with just about the same | |12| T || @ sassage @ | alakraty, that an old plough hoss | |13| W || | jogs to church on Sunday. | |14| T || wind north ~ ¶ | | |15| F || @ @ Noah @ @ | | |16| S || owned @ the @ ark | * * * * * | |17| G || @ @ it @ snows | | |18| M || let her snow @ @ | | |19| T || @ @ @ hansum iz | Kuriosity is the same in all | |20| W || az hansum duz @ | people, the vulgar stare, and the | |21| T || @ :@: @ | refined peek thru a krak. | |22| F || :|: quite snowfull ~ | | |23| S || now slay @ @ | | |24| G || @ @ @ turkeys | * * * * * | |25| M || Noah @ Webster | | |26| T || @ bilt the @ | | |27| W || dikshionary @ @ @ | It is sed that men will tell the | |28| T || @ @ @ | truth when they are drunk, but | |29| F || may we all meet | sutch folks will lie more than | |30| S || @ @ @ next year | enuff to ballance the akount, | |31| G || GOOD-BYE !!!! | just az soon az they git sober. | +--+---++------------------------+-------------------------------------+ _PREVAILING SENTIMENTS OV THE PRESS._ Josh Billings still livs, and his Allminax for 1877 iz full ov joy for the sad, and rest for the weary. _Atlantik Monthly._ * * * * * How natural, how happy, how concise, how forcible, it is, Josh Billings' Allminax for 1877. _Appleton's Journal._ * * * * *