+--+---++------------------------+-------------------------------------+ |@ | @ || _Items._ | _VAGRANTS._ | +--+---++------------------------+-------------------------------------+ | 1| T || The kold @!@ | Life aint mutch more than a | | 2| F || chatters @@ Bill | farce enny how, but it iz quite | | 3| S || Comstock deceased | necessary that the play should | | 4| G || !! 1746 @ sighn ov | go on, and the farce be well | | 5| M || snow @ Bill @ | ackted. | | 6| T || Comstock died ov | | | 7| W || ¶ § a broken heart | * * * * * | | 8| T || more koldful () @ | | | 9| F || @ Bill Comstock @ | The man whoze ambishun iz | |10| S || tried to lift a @ @ | simply to liv, iz of no more | |11| G || ton * kolder * but | importanse in this world, than an | |12| M || | extra rat iz. | |13| T || couldn't @ @ snow | | |14| W || @ falls @ sun in | * * * * * | |15| T || apogee @ bitter § | | |16| F || kold @ rats are | If Adam and Eve had remained | |17| S || skarse @ it storms | in the garden ov Eden untill to | |18| G || C-h-r-i-s-t-o-p-h-e-r | day, they would hav simply been | |19| M || Columbus @ @ @ | two fat, overgrown babys. | |20| T || @ diskovered @ | | |21| W || Amerika @ koldness | * * * * * | |22| T || waxes :@: now @ | | |23| F || @ @ the + @ | The gratest cumfort i hav seen | |24| S || bull frog @ holds | in marrid life waz whare one ov | |25| G || [@] hiz tung * @ | the partys wanted everything | |26| M || snow rages @ Sam | their own way, and the other | |27| T || :@: Patch died @@@ | party waz willing they should | |28| W || poor * 1837 * @ | hav it. | +--+---++------------------------+-------------------------------------+ _THE ALLIGATOR._