+--+---++------------------------+-------------------------------------+ |@ | @ || _Items._ | _BIRDLINGS._ | +--+---++------------------------+-------------------------------------+ | 1| G || @ Pensive showers | One of the most diskourageing | | 2| M || @ April Phool @ | features ov modern civilizashun, | | 3| T || begot 896 @ @ | iz the average kuntry hotel. | | 4| W || @ @ more wetness | | | 5| T || @ Babes in the @ | | | 6| F || woods @ @ @ lost | * * * * * | | 7| S || 1122 @ wind @ | | | 8| G || @ south @ now the | | | 9| M || @ @ frogs squeal | Mankind luv to be cheated, | |10| T || @ sum more @ @ | but they want to hav it dun bi | |11| W || @ wetness @ now @ | an artist | |12| T ||@ investigate @ for | | |13| F || hens eggs @ a @ | | |14| S ||@ @ kloudless day @ | * * * * * | |15| G || Peter Bacon died | | |16| M || 1492 @ @ cool but | | |17| T ||@ pretty @ Peter @ | The most kritikal people to | |18| W || @ @ Bacon had no | suit, are thoze who board at the | |19| T || mother @ in law | alms houses. | |20| F ||wind veers northy @ | | |21| S ||@ @ now the gentle | | |22| G || @ kokroach @ @ | * * * * * | |23| M || cometh @ sum more | | |24| T || @ wet @ Amos @ | | |25| W || @ @ Bostwick born | Thare may be sutch a thing az | |26| T || @ 1827 @ hard @ | a man who haz stole once, and | |27| F || showers @ Amos @ | then quit, but i hav not the | |28| S ||Bostwick @ had but | honor ov hiz acquaintanse. | |29| G || @ @ @ one eye @ | | |30| M || | | +--+---++------------------------+-------------------------------------+ _ARTIKLES OV FAITH._ Heaven bless the stummuk ake, if it want for this, menny ov us deakons wouldn't hav no good excuse for hot rum. * * * * * The saddest ov all sights sad in this world, iz a child with a broken spirit. * * * * * Man kant make cirkumstanses, but he kan take them bi the horns, insted ov the tale. * * * * *