+--+---++------------------------+-------------------------------------+ |@ | @ || _The Slate._ | _DOOR KNOBS._ | +--+---++------------------------+-------------------------------------+ | 1| T || @ April _now_ | | | 2| W ||@ fool @ _pluk_ @ | Caushun iz a good thing for a | | 3| T ||@-_r-a-i-n-y_-@ | man to hav, but when he haz got | | 4| F ||@ @ _dandylions_ @ @ | so mutch ov it, that he iz afrade | | 5| S ||_more_ @......@ Julia | to tutch a kast iron lion, for fear | | 6| G ||@ *w*e*t*f*u*l*l* | it will bite, ignoranse iz what's | | 7| M ||@ @ Higgins @ @ | the matter ov him. | | 8| T ||_warm_ @ § @ § @ died | | | 9| W ||@ _wet_ @ _rain_ @ | * * * * * | |10| T ||1874 @ @ @ Julia | | |11| F ||@ @ _much_ @ was @ @ | In courtship i hav allwus advised | |12| S ||_m o i s t_ ---- a | the oblique rather than the | |13| G || § prude ¦ _now_ § | vertikal process, if yure mistress | |14| M ||_wetty_ @ _the_ | diskovers too mutch anxiety in | |15| T ||@ David § _goose_ @ | yu, she iz sure to diskover less | |16| W ||slu @ @ _yells_ | in herself. | |17| T ||@ .... Golier .... @ | | |18| F ||_Expekt_ @ _windy_ | | |19| S || | * * * * * | |20| G ||@ _frogs_ @ _snow_ @ | | |21| M ||_m-o-r-e_ @ _s-o-w_ | Thare aint nothing that a man | |22| T || @ _wind_ @ | will thrive so well on az abuse | |23| W ||@ _gardin_ @ @ @ @ | that aint merited. | |24| T ||.. James .. _sass_ . | | |25| F ||@ @ @ _much_ @ @ @ | * * * * * | |26| S || @ Bukannan @ | | |27| G ||.... *_cooler_ iz* .... | Whenever yu cum akrost a | |28| M ||ded @ @ @ @ sitch | man who distrusts everyboddy, | |29| T ||@ _more_ @ iz @ | yu hav found one whom it is safe | |30| W ||@ @ _rain_ life @ @ | for everyboddy to distrust. | +--+---++------------------------+-------------------------------------+ _THE MUSKEETER._