+--+---++------------------------+-------------------------------------+ |@ | @ || _History._ | _PICKLED TONGUE._ | +--|---||------------------------+-------------------------------------+ | 1| M ||@ Dandylions in | | | 2| T || market @ _Soft | The man who kant find enny | | 3| W || and barmy_ @ who | thing to do in this world, iz az bad| | 4| T || will be queen @ | oph az a yerling heifer. | | 5| F || @ @ of May @ | | | 6| S || _mild_ @ it is hard | * * * * * | | 7| G ||to tell [?] @ | | | 8| M || @ Job waz a | I luv tew see an old person joyfull | | 9| T ||pashunt man | but not kickuptheheelsfull. | |10| W || _refreshing wet_ @ | | |11| T || @ now ketch frogs | * * * * * | |12| F || _warm wetness_ @ | | |13| S || Job had biles @ _more | Don't lay enny certain plans | |14| G || warmy_ @ tax | for the fewter, it iz like planting | |15| M ||collektors | tuds and expekting tew raize | |16| T || loafing | tudstools. | |17| W || around @ now | | |18| T || chew lettuce @ _hot_| * * * * * | |19| F || @ _with rain_ @ | Thare iz no pashun ov the | |20| S ||pole yuer beans @ | human harte, that promises so | |21| G || @ _wind south_ | mutch, and pays so little az | |22| M || @ Noah Webster | _revenge_. | |23| T || waz a good speller | | |24| W || @ _sudden rain_ @ | * * * * * | |25| T || @ @ he had better | Thoze persons who spend all | |26| F || spells than | their time watching their simptoms, | |27| S || Billings @ _expekt | are the kind who _enjoy poor | |28| G || rain sprinkles_ | health_. | |29| M ||go in when it | | |30| T ||rains @ | | |31| W || | | +--+---++------------------------+-------------------------------------+ _THE BRINY CODFISH._ The codfish iz the fruit ov the oshun, which accounts for their being so salt. They are good eating for a wet day; they are better than an umbreller to keep a man dry. They want a good deal ov freshning before they are eaten, and want freshning a good deal afterwards. If i can have plenty ov codfish for breakfast, i can generally manage tew make the other two meals out of cold water. (_Advertisement._)