+--+---++------------------------+-------------------------------------+ | @| @ || _History._ | _GREEN GOOSE._ | +--+---++------------------------+-------------------------------------+ | 1| S || @ Ice iz king | Every time a man laffs he takes | | 2| G || _hot and warm_ @ | a kink out ov the chain ov life, | | 3| M ||Sampson waz a | and thus lengthens it. | | 4| T || strong man _very hot_ | | | 5| W ||he could lift a | * * * * * | | 6| T || ton @ _hotter_ @ | | | 7| F ||with hiz | Three skore years and ten iz | | 8| S ||little finger @ | mans furlo, and it iz enuff,--if a | | 9| G || @ _hot increases_ @ | man kant suffer all the mizery he | |10| M || now beg for | wants in that time he must be | |11| T ||ice cream | numb. | |12| W || @ _thunder shower | | |13| T || in the west_ @ | * * * * * | |14| F || @ the goose iz not | | |15| S ||a game bird @ | A crowing hen, and a cackling | |16| G || @ _grate | rooster, are very misfortunate | |17| M || hotness_ @ @ mad | poultry in a family. | |18| T ||dorgs around @ _bileing | | |19| W || hot_ @ Noah | * * * * * | |20| T || had three sons | Man iz mi brother, and i konsider | |21| F || _thunder and_ @ @ | that i am nearer related tew | |22| S || @ _litening_ @ | him through hiz vices, than i am | |23| G || @ Noah | through hiz virtews. | |24| M || owned the ark @ | | |25| T || _much hot_ @ in | * * * * * | |26| W || @ Adam's fall | We should not forgit one thing-- | |27| T || @ we sinned all @ | thare iz not a sure thing on this | |28| F ||Yew bet, @ Andy | footstool,--even the best tooth | |29| S || Johnson waz a | in our head may fall tew akeing | |30| G || Taylor @ @ | before sunset and hav tew be | |31| M || | jerked out. | +--+---++------------------------+-------------------------------------+ _THE READDY ROOSTER._