+--+---++------------------------+-------------------------------------+ |@ | @ || _Kalkulashuns._ | _PLUMB PUDDIN._ | +--+---++------------------------+-------------------------------------+ | 1| W || | | | 2| T || @ Now kount yure | If i waz a-going tew civilize a | | 3| F || bees @ | parcel ov heathen (bi the job) | | 4| S || @ _wet showers_ @ | on sum distant, far off, and remote | | 5| G || expekt grass @ | ile, i should debate sum | | 6| M || @ Mary Spalding | time in mi mind which tew send, | | 7| T || born 1642 @ @ | an invoice ov dancing-masters or | | 8| W || _warm, but sunny_ | missionarys. | | 9| T || @ Mary Spalding | | |10| F || waz a widder @ | * * * * * | |11| S || @ _rain_ @ | | |12| G || now plant tudstools | Hope haz made a grate menny | |13| M || | blunders; but thare iz one thing | |14| T || @ _hot, but cool_ @ | about her that I alwus did like: | |15| W || all men were born | she means well. | |16| T || free and equal @ | | |17| F || @ _more warmy_ @ | * * * * * | |18| S || Joner waz | | |19| G || et bi | Most ennyboddy thinks he kan | |20| M || a whale @ @ @ | keep a good hotel (and he kan); | |21| T || @ _expekt rain_ @ | but this akounts for the grate | |22| W || @ dandylions draw | number of kussid mean ones all | |23| T || ni @ @ _hot_ | over the country. | |24| F || _mildness_ | | |25| S || now fall in love @ | * * * * * | |26| G || @ _warm inkreases_ | | |27| M || David Perkins | Whenever yu hear a man who | |28| T || waz | alwus wants tew bet hiz bottom | |29| W || a | dollar, you kan make up yure | |30| T || hansum | mind that that iz the size ov hiz | |31| F || man @ @ @ @ | pile. | +--+---++------------------------+-------------------------------------+ _HOROSKOPE FOR JUNE._ The male individual born during June will be one of 7 children, but not the only one. He will hav 3 brothers, and one sister, who will marry a hard shell baptist preacher. He will studdy law, and enter the profeshun with gilt edge prospekts, but his fust klient being a counterfiter, whom he succeeds in gitting clear, and receiving 50 dollars in counterfit money for his services, disgusts him with the bizzness.