+--+---++------------------------+-------------------------------------+ |@ | @ || _Kalkulashuns._ | _FOOT PRINTS._ | +--+---++------------------------+-------------------------------------+ | 1| T || @ _Kloudy, but cool_ | | | 2| W || @ Joel Briggs born | If i had a boy whoze hair | | 3| T || 1837 @ | would bedew that hair with a | | 4| F || @ _warmer_ @ | parent's tear, and then giv up | | 5| S || @ Joel Briggs waz | the boy. | | 6| G || a tin pedlar Փ @ | | | 7| M ||@ @ _sighns ov rain_ @ @| * * * * * | | 8| T || @ beware ov grass | | | 9| W || widders @ @ _snow_ | | |10| T || _on the mountains_ | Hurry and dispatch are often | |11| F || @ now count yure | confounded, but they are az unlike | |12| S || rats @ _sharp frost_ | az the habits ov the pissmire | |13| G || _last nite_ @ @ | and the ant. | |14| M || @ whiskee iz a non | | |15| T || konduktor @ | | |16| W || | * * * * * | |17| T || @ _snow falls_ @ | | |18| F || Փ biled sassage | | |19| S || iz good for the | Thare aint but phew men weak | |20| G || tooth ake @ @ @ | enuff tew admit their jealousys; | |21| M || @ _wind bracing_ @ | even a disgraced rooster in a barn- | |22| T || @ now enquire | yard will git a leetle further off | |23| W || for cider @ | and begin tew crow up a new | |24| T || @ _colder_ @ | reputashun. | |25| F || @ @ Enok waz | | |26| S || translated Փ @ | | |27| G || @ _frosty_ @ | * * * * * | |28| M || @ so | | |29| T || waz | Cunning, at best, only duz the | |30| W || Homer | dirty work ov wisdum; tharefore | |31| T || translated @ @ | I dispize it. | +--+---++------------------------+-------------------------------------+ _HOROSKOPE FOR NOVEMBER._ The gentleman born this month will be a hard worker, but phond ov old wine. He will forgit tew pay sum ov hiz debts, but will hav a blue eye, and be a good singer. He will marry between 18 and 45, and be an excellent judge ov hash on toast. He will liv a grate length, and reach deth by a cirkuitous route. * * * * *