+--+---++------------------------+-------------------------------------+ |@ | @ || _Kalkulashuns._ | _GIN_ AND _MILK_. | +--+---++------------------------+-------------------------------------+ | 1| G || @ @ _Kold and | | | 2| M || snowsome_ @ | How fast will the "_comeing_ | | 3| T || @ Yankee doodle | _man_" probably travel? I kant | | 4| W || born 1659 @ | tell to a dot; but if he kant beat | | 5| T || @ _mutch kold_ @ | 2.25, he better stay whare he iz. | | 6| F || @ Yankee doodle | | | 7| S || still livs @ | * * * * * | | 8| G || _snow 60 foot deep_ | | | 9| M || @ Yankee doodle | A man with a phew branes iz | |10| T || iz | like a dog with one flea on him-- | |11| W || a lively cuss @ | dredful oneazy. | |12| T || @ _grate kold_ @ | | |13| F || @ now hammer | * * * * * | |14| S || @ grate kold @ | | |15| G || @ _kolder_ @ | Be humble, and yu are sure | |16| M || expekt sla rides @ | tew be thankful; be thankful, and | |17| T || | yu are sure tew be happy. | |18| W || @ _sharp, but kold_ | | |19| T || @ thou shalt | * * * * * | |20| F || not | | |21| S || covet thi nabor's | The more yung ones in a family, | |22| G || jackass @ | the eazier they are tew raize. | |23| M || @ _snow inkreases_ | One chicken alwus makes more | |24| T || @ now murder | klucking for a hen than a dozen | |25| W || hogs @ | duz. | |26| T || @ _wind shifty_ @ | | |27| F || @ now tear up | * * * * * | |28| S || wood @ | | |29| G || @ _big kold_ @ | Blessed iz he who kan pocket | |30| M || @ the grass hopper | abuse, and feel that it iz no | |31| T || haz fled @ @ @ | disgrace tew be bit bi a dog. | +--+---++------------------------+-------------------------------------+ _AGRIKULTIBUSS._ 1st. Skarsity beets are the hardest kind ov beats to beet; their grate skarsity makes them beet all other kind ov beats. * * * * * 2d. Turnups should be planted near the top ov the ground, if yu want them tew turn up good. * * * * * 3d. Egg plants iz good, but eggs sot under a stiddy hen will produce more chickens than they will tew plant them.