+--+---++------------------------+-------------------------------------+ |@ | @ || _Diagnosis._ | _LAM CHOPS._ | +--+---++------------------------+-------------------------------------+ | 1| S || @ @ | | | 2| G || ketch kold @ @ @ | Whenever yu see a dokter who | | 3| M || @ _raw but sour_ | alwus travels on the run, yu kan | | 4| T || @ dough nuts | bet he iz out ov a job. | | 5| W || found 1590 @ @ @ | | | 6| T || @ _more sour_ @ | * * * * * | | 7| F || vinegar invented | | | 8| S || 1262 @ @ @ @ | | | 9| G || @ _sour inkreases_ | It iz a grate deal eazier tew be | |10| M || @ @ @ lemons | a philosopher after a man haz had | |11| T || had 856 @ @ _sour | hiz dinner, than it iz when he dont | |12| W || enuff_ @ @ @ @ | kno whare he iz a going tew git it. | |13| T || @ Lazarus | | |14| F || waz | * * * * * | |15| S || a | | |16| G || poor man @ @ @ | | |17| M || | Wit without wisdum iz like a | |18| T || @ @ _sighns ov | song without sense, it dont pleaze | |19| W || snow_ @ @ hash | long. | |20| T || fust mixt 1645 @ | * * * * * | |21| F || _kold wetness_ @ | | |22| S || @ @ @ @ now fri | I dont bet on prekoshus children, | |23| G || sassage @ @ _kolder_ | the huckelberry that ripens | |24| M || @ @ thanksgiving | the soonest iz alwus the fust tew | |25| T || threatens @ @ | dekay. | |26| W || _rain and sleet_@ @ | | |27| T || @ @ be wise | * * * * * | |28| F || and yu | | |29| S || will know | The bulk ov mankind are mere | |30| G || sumthing @ @ @ | imitators ov poor originals. | +--+---++------------------------+-------------------------------------+ _DECEMBER MISSCELLANY._ GEMINI, THE ZODIAK TWINS.