+--+---++------------------------+-------------------------------------+ |@ | @ || _Kronollogy._ | _PLUM PITS._ | +--+---++------------------------+-------------------------------------+ | 1| G || Now marry @ now | Human natur iz like cow natur, | | 2| M || thrash oats § now | i hav known them both tew giv a | | 3| T || @ puntch fires @ | good mess ov milk, and then kik | | 4| W || now ketch rats @ | it over. | | 5| T || @ now eat @ | | | 6| F || @ hash @ | | | 7| S || @ now | * * * * * | | 8| G || @ grease boots @ | | | 9| M || @ @ now pla | | |10| T || @ checkers @ now | I luv a phool, what little i kno | |11| W || sing sams @ @ @ | i hav larnt by hanging around | |12| T || @ @ now chew | them. | |13| F || gum @§@ @ now | | |14| S || [§§] kurl hair (!) | | |15| G || now mux @ | * * * * * | |16| M || @ sassage @ now | | |17| T || @ jerk wood | | |18| W || now kil duks @ | Munny makes munny. We all | |19| T || ([@ @) now | ov us take our korn to the ritch | |20| F || kil time †] @ now | miller tew hav it ground. | |21| S || @ swop hens | | |22| G || @ @ @ @ now | | |23| M || yoke steers @ | * * * * * | |24| T || now tell @ @ | | |25| W || @ yarns--now | | |26| T ||sighn the pledge [?] | Thare iz two kinds ov wize people | |27| F || @ now go to bed @ | in this world, the _wize_ and the | |28| S || | _unwize_. | +--+---++------------------------+-------------------------------------+ _JEHOSSAPHATT BILLINGS._ HIS MEMORANDUM.