Seeing the above anounsement, pasted up on a gide board, at "Jamaka rum
four corners," and having never saw a hoss trot, on a well regulated
rase koarse, for the improvement ov the breed ov hosses, i agreed i wud
go, jist tew encourage the breeding ov good hosses. I found the village
of Sulphur Flats located in a lot and well watered bi a griss-mill
and 2 tannerys. The prinsipal buildings seem tu consiss ov a tavern
stand, 3 groserys, an insurance offiss, and anuther tavern stand, awl
condukted on strik whiskee prinsiples. I found the inhabitants a good
deal tired in their religus views and i thought the opening wud admit 3
or 4 missionarys abreast.
The moste prinsipal bizness ov the peopil waz pealing bark in the
winter, and pitchin cents az soon az warm wether sot in. I asked a
gentleman present, who ced he waz a reporter for "The Yung Man's
Christian Gide," if he knew what the poplashun ov the plase definitely
waz, and he ced he definitely didn't, but if i would set out a pail ov
whiskee, with a dipper into it, on the top ov a hemlock stump, that
grew in front ov the tavern, it wouldn't be 60 minnits befour i cud
count the whole ov them, and then we both ov us smiled, az it were, tew
onst. Having asked sum uther inquirys, ov a mexed natur, i santered
down tu where the rase koarse waz.
THE TRACK.
I found the track waz about a mild in circumferense, and ov a sandy
disposishun, fensed in by a kranbury mash on one side, and a brush
fense on tuther, and in jist about 3 minnet condishun. The judge's
stand waz an ox cart surrounded on the sides bi a ha rigging, and the
reporters waz invited tew git intu the cart.
THE HOSSES
Waz a gra mare, about the usual stature, not verry fat, and laboring
under a spring halt, which tha ced she had caught ov anuther hoss,
about 10 days ago. Tha ced she had trotted tu a kamp-meeting last fall
inside ov a verry short time, and that her back bone waz awl game. I
asked a yung man with long yeller hair and bedtick pantyloons on, who
waz currying oph the mare, what her pedigree was, and he with a wink
tew anuther feller who stood clus bi, ced, "she waz got bi the Landlord
out ov a Methdiss minister," and then tha both laffed. I found out bi
inquirin, that her name waz "Fryin-Pan." The uther hoss waz a red hoss,
rather hastily konstructed, with a spare tale on him, which tha ced waz
kaused by his trotting so fast, in a windy day; i shud think he waz
about 5 feet and a haf in hite, and ov a kickin natur. Tha ced he waz a
stranger in theze parts, and that his rite name waz "Juise Harp."
FUST HEAT.
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