Josiah Allen's Wife as a P. A. and P. I.: Samantha at the Centennial.: Designed As a Bright and Shining Light, to Pierce the Fogs of Error and Injustice That Surround Society and Josiah, and to Bring More Clearly to View the Path That Leads Straight on to Virtue and Happiness.Holley, Marietta
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Josiah Allen's Wife as a P. A. and P. I.: Samantha at the Centennial.: Designed As a Bright and Shining Light, to Pierce the Fogs of Error and Injustice That Surround Society and Josiah, and to Bring More Clearly to View the Path That Leads Straight on to Virtue and Happiness.
Holley, Marietta
Centennial Exhibition (1876 : Philadelphia, Pa.) -- Fiction; Conduct of life -- Fiction; Debates and debating -- Fiction; Humorous stories; Husband and wife -- Fiction; Women's rights -- Fiction
“And then, when I would be a churnin’—we had a good deal of cream, and
the butter come awful hard; sometimes it would take me most all day and
lame my back for a week—and when I would be a churnin’, he would be so
good to me to help me pass away the time. He would set in his rockin’
chair—I cushioned it a purpose for him—and he would set and read the
Evenin’ Grippher to me; sometimes he would read it clear through before
I would fetch the butter; beautiful arguments there would be in it
ag’inst wimmen’s rights. I used to know the Editor was jest another such
a man as my Mr. Doodle was, and I would wonder how any livin’ woman
could stand out ag’inst such arguments, they proved right out so strong
that votin’ would be too much for the weaker sect, and that men wouldn’t
feel nigh so tender and reverential towards ’em, as they did now.
“We wasn’t very well off in them days, for Mr. Doodle was obliged to
mortgage the farm I brought him when we was married, and it was all we
could do to keep up the money due on the mortgage, and father wouldn’t
help us much; he said we must work for a livin’, jest as he did; and the
farm kinder run down, for Mr. Doodle said he couldn’t go out to work and
leave me for a hull day, he worshiped me so; so we let out the place on
shares, and I took in work a good deal. When I was a workin’, Mr. Doodle
would set and look at me for hours and hours, with a sweet smile on his
linement, and tell me how delicate and pretty I was and how much he
thought of me, and how he would die and be skinned—have his hide took
completely off of him—before he’d let me vote, or have any other
hardship put on me. Oh! what a sight of comfort me and Mr. Doodle did
take together; and when I think how he died, and was a corpse—and he was
a corpse jest as quick as he was dead, Mr. Doodle was—oh how I do feel.
I can’t never forget him, his linement is so stamped onto my memory. I
never can forget his linement, never.”
And so she’ll go on from hour to hour, and from day to day, about Doodle
and Wimmen’s Rights—Wimmen’s Rights and Doodle; drivin’ ahead of her a
drove of particulars, far, far more numerous than was ever heerd of in
Jonesville, or the world; and I—inwardly callin’ on the name of John
Rogers—hear her go on, and don’t call Doodle all to nothin’, or argue
with her on Wimmen’s Rights. My mean is calm and noble; I am nerved
almost completely up by principle; and then, it is dretful wrenchin’ to
the arm to hit hard blows ag’inst nothin’.
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