Josiah Allen's Wife as a P. A. and P. I.: Samantha at the Centennial.: Designed As a Bright and Shining Light, to Pierce the Fogs of Error and Injustice That Surround Society and Josiah, and to Bring More Clearly to View the Path That Leads Straight on to Virtue and Happiness.Holley, Marietta
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Josiah Allen's Wife as a P. A. and P. I.: Samantha at the Centennial.: Designed As a Bright and Shining Light, to Pierce the Fogs of Error and Injustice That Surround Society and Josiah, and to Bring More Clearly to View the Path That Leads Straight on to Virtue and Happiness.
Holley, Marietta
Centennial Exhibition (1876 : Philadelphia, Pa.) -- Fiction; Conduct of life -- Fiction; Debates and debating -- Fiction; Humorous stories; Husband and wife -- Fiction; Women's rights -- Fiction
You see he was own cousin to Willie Harris on his mother’s side—Willie’s
mother and his, was own sisters. They was old Joe Snyder’ses girls by
his first wife.
Cornelius Cork never asked a person to judge on the question, or vote on
it, or anything. He jest jumped right up onto his feet, and says he in a
real agitated and choked up voice:
“It is decided, that it is wrong to licence intemperance.” And then he
coughed again awful hard. And Lawyer Nugent got up and said sunthin’
about adjournin’ the meetin’ till “Sime-die.” Though what Simon he
meant, and what ailed Sime, and whether he died or not, I don’t know to
this day no more than you do. Howsumever, we all started for home.
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TIRZAH ANN AS A WIFE.
Tirzah Ann was to home a visitin’, yesterday. They keep house in part of
Brother Minkley’ses house, for this winter. Brother Minkley’ses house is
a bigger one than they need, or can furnish, and it is handy for
Whitfield on account of its bein’ near to the law office where he learnt
his trade. But Whitfield lays out to open a office of his own next
summer. Everybody says he will do well, for the lawyer he learnt his
trade of, has a awful creek in his back most the hull time. If he is a
tryin’ anybody, or a swearin’ anybody,—right when he is a usin’ the
biggest words, a tryin’ and a swearin’—he is liable to crumple right
down, and be carried out with that creek,—no dependence on him at all;
and lawyer Snow has got so rich that he don’t care whether he works at
his trade or not; so there seems to be a clear road for Whitfield.
And they are a goin’ to have a house of their own, before long,—though
nobody knows a word about it, only jest Tirzah Ann’s pa, and me. I atted
Josiah to give Tirzah Ann her portion, now. Says I,—“They are a stiddy,
likely, equinomical couple, and wont run through it; why not give ’em a
start now, when they need it, as well as to wait till you and I die, and
have ’em kinder lookin’ forred and ‘hankerin’ after our shoes,’ as the
poet says.” Says I,—“give her her talent now, Josiah, and let her
improve on it.” Says I,—“less buy ’em a house, Josiah Allen; they wont
run through it, I know they wont.”
I would sejest this to Josiah Allen, every little while; but he hung
off. Josiah is close, (but honest.) But I kep’ a sejestin’ and I kep’ a
’swaidin’, and finally he give his consent.
We are goin’ to buy ’em a neat little cream-colored house, with green
blinds, right on the age of the village. We have got our eyes on it now,
Josiah and me have; and to speak more plain, and let out a secret—which
_mustn’t go no further_—we have got a contract of it. The man can’t give
a clear deed till 1st of September.
This house and the one next to it—which is jest exactly like it—are
kinder set off by themselves, and are the handsomest, pleasantest places
in Jonesville, and everybody says so. I told Josiah he couldn’t do
better than to buy one of ’em, and he sees it now; he feels well.
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