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"Guess we showed 'em!" he said, frying the bacon with a skilled hand. "I
bet we had words in that sermon none of 'em ever dreamed of before.
You'd ought to use 'gregus,' Mr. Fowler. It's a hard word and so's
depone. I told Grandma to come up Sunday and we'd have words looked out
that would sure twist her gullet to say."
Mr. Fowler was seized with a sudden coughing fit from which he merged
into violent laughter.
"What did your sister say?" he asked when he found his voice.
"She told me not to go any crazier than I already was, and I deponed to
her how Doug felt about me, and she went home."
The sermon had indeed gone so well and the week that followed was so
peaceful that Douglas did not sleep in the chapel on the following
Saturday night. When Mr. Fowler unlocked the door on Sunday morning, a
skunk fled from under the pulpit out into the aspens, and there was no
service that day.
On the next Sunday, Charleton gave an all-day dance in the post-office
hall and only half a dozen of the older people appeared at the chapel,
to listen to a sermon on the Resurrection. He repeated the dance for
three Sundays in succession and Douglas was in despair. Old Johnny was
deeply wrought up over Douglas' state of mind, and one Saturday night he
disappeared, returning at dawn. On that Sunday it was found that the
stove in the dance-hall had disappeared and a check was put upon
Charleton's competition.
And still, with no dances to rival the sermons, the attendance at the
log chapel grew smaller and smaller. The lack of interest that was
growing, now that the Valley's first curiosity had been satisfied, was
more deadly than open warfare. Douglas saw clearly enough that the
sermons were dull and he spent evening after evening sounding Fowler's
mind to its depths in the endeavor to find some angle in it that would
tempt Lost Chief into the chapel.
It was a good mind, that of this preacher, stored with a very fair
amount of classical learning and packed with stories of western
adventure. But classical lore had no appeal for modern-minded Lost Chief
and Mr. Fowler's adventure could be surpassed by any man in the Valley.
Judith treated the sermons with open scorn. "No, indeed; I won't come up
to the chapel," she replied to Doug's appeal. "Why should I suffer when
I don't have to? If it would help you--! But it wouldn't! The sooner you
learn what a fool the old sky pilot is, the better. Or, I tell you,
Douglas! You preach the next sermon and I promise to come and bring the
crowd."
Douglas grinned feebly. "I value my life," he answered.
Mary Spencer, who was listening to the conversation which took place in
her kitchen, now made a suggestion.
"Why don't you feed 'em, Doug? Announce a series of fifty-cent dinners
up at the chapel and while the folks eat, let Mr. Fowler preach."
Douglas laughed delightedly. "That's a 'gregus' idea! I'll do it. I'll
begin this Sunday with a venison dinner!"
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