"With the other polyps," Mater corrected him primly. She detested slang.
Pater was eyeing Junior with ominous calm. "And where," he asked, "did
you get that stone?"
Junior contracted guiltily. The surfstone slipped from his tentacles
and plumped to the sea-floor in a flurry of sand. He edged away,
stammering, "Well, I guess maybe ... I might have gone a little ways
toward the beach...."
"You guess! When I was a polyp," said Pater, "the small fry obeyed
their elders, and no guess about it!"
"Now, dear--" said Mater.
"And no spawn of mine," Pater warmed to his lecture, "is going to flout
my words! Junior--COME HERE!"
Junior paddled cautiously around the homesite, just out of
tentacle-reach. He said in a small voice, "I won't."
"DID YOU HEAR ME?"
"Yes," admitted Junior.
The neighbors stared. The three maiden aunts clutched one another with
muted shrieks, savoring beforehand the language Pater would now use.
But Pater said "Ulp!"--no more.
"Now, dear," put in Mater quickly. "We must be patient. You know all
children go through larval stages."
"When I was a polyp ..." Pater began rustily. He coughed out an
accidentally inhaled crustacean, and started over: "No spawn of
mine...." Trailing off, he only glared, then roared abruptly, "SPRAT!"
"I won't!" said Junior reflexively and backpaddled into the coral
shadows of the reef.
"That wallop," seethed Pater, "wants a good polyping. I mean...." He
glowered suspiciously at Mater and the neighbors.
"Dear," soothed Mater, "didn't you _notice_?"
"Of course, I.... Notice what?"
"What Junior was doing ... carrying a stone. I don't suppose he
understands _why_, just yet, but...."
"A stone? Ah, uh, to be sure, a stone. Why, my dear, do you realize
what this _means_?"
* * * * *
Pater was once more occupied with improving Mater's mind. It was a long
job, without foreseeable end--especially since he and his helpmeet were
both firmly rooted for life to the same tastefully decorated homesite
(garnished by Pater himself with colored pebbles, shells, urchins and
bits of coral in the rather rococo style which had prevailed during
Pater's courting days as a free-swimming polyp).
"Intelligence, my dear," pronounced Pater, "is quite incompatible with
motility. Just think--how could ideas congeal in a brain shuttled
hither and yon, bombarded with ever-changing sense-impressions? Look
at the lower species, which swim about all their lives, incapable of
taking root or thought! True Intelligence, my dear--as distinguished
from Instinct, of course--pre-supposes the fixed viewpoint!" He paused.
Mater murmured, "Yes, dear," as she always did obediently at this point.
Junior undulated past, swimming toward the abyss. He moved a bit
heavily now; it was growing hard for him to keep his maturely
thickening afterbody in a horizontal posture.
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