Mrs. Swiggs has (we must return to her mission) scarcely set foot on
shore, when, thanks to a little-headed corporation, she is fairly set
upon by a dozen or more villanous hack-drivers, each dangling his whip
in her face, to the no small danger of her bonnet and spectacles. They
jostle her, utter vile imprecations, dispute for the right of carrying
her, each in his turn offering to do it a shilling less. Lady Swiggs is
indeed an important individual in the hands of the hack-drivers, and by
them, in a fair way of being torn to pieces. She wonders they do not
recognize her as a distinguished person, from the chivalric State of
South Carolina. The captain is engaged with his ship, passengers are
hurrying ashore, too anxious to escape the confinement of the cabin;
every one seems in haste to leave her, no one offers to protect her
from the clutches of those who threaten to tear her into precious
pieces. She sighs for Sister Slocum, for Mr. Hadger, for any one kind
enough to raise a friendly voice in her behalf. Now one has got her
black box, another her corpulent carpet-bag-a third exults in a victory
over her band-box. Fain would she give up her mission in disgust,
return to the more aristocratic atmosphere of Charleston, and leave the
heathen to his fate. All this might have been avoided had Sister Slocum
sent her carriage. She will stick by her black box, nevertheless. So
into the carriage with it she gets, much discomfited. The driver says
he would drive to the Mayor’s office “and ’ave them ar two coves what’s
got the corpulent carpet-bag and the band-box, seed after, if it wern’t
that His Honor never knows anything he ought to know, and is sure to do
nothing. They’ll turn up, Mam, I don’t doubt,” says the man, “but it’s
next to los’in’ on ’em, to go to the Mayor’s office. Our whole
corporation, Mam, don’t do nothin’ but eats oysters, drinks whiskey,
and makes presidents;—them’s what they do, Marm.” Lady Swiggs says what
a pity so great a city was not blessed with a bigger-headed
corporation.
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