“That it is, Marm,” returns the methodical hack-driver, “he an’t got a very big head, our corporation.” And Lady Swiggs, deprived of her carpet-bag and band-box, and considerably out of patience, is rolled away to the mansion of Sister Slocum, on Fourth Avenue. Instead of falling immediately into the arms and affections of that worthy and very enterprising lady, the door is opened by a slatternly maid of all work-her greasy dress, and hard, ruddy face and hands-her short, flabby figure, and her coarse, uncombed hair, giving out strong evidence of being overtaxed with labor. “Is it Mrs. Slocum hersel’ ye’d be seein’?” inquires the maid, wiping her soapy hands with her apron, and looking querulously in the face of the old lady, who, with the air of a Scotch metaphysician, says she is come to spend a week in friendly communion with her, to talk over the cause of the poor, benighted heathen. “Troth an’ I’m not as sure ye’ll do that same, onyhow; sure she’d not spend a week at home in the blessed year; and the divil another help in the house but mysel’ and himsel’, Mr. Slocum. A decent man is that same Slocum, too,” pursues the maid, with a laconic indifference to the wants of the guest. A dusty hat-stand ornaments one side of the hall, a patched and somewhat deformed sofa the other. The walls wear a dingy air; the fumes of soapsuds and stewed onions offend the senses. Mrs. Swiggs hesitates in the doorway. Shall I advance, or retreat to more congenial quarters? she asks herself. The wily hack-driver (he agreed for four and charged her twelve shillings) leaves her black box on the step and drives away. She may be thankful he did not charge her twenty. They make no allowance for distinguished people; Lady Swiggs learns this fact, to her great annoyance. To the much- confused maid of all work she commences relating the loss of her luggage. With one hand swinging the door and the other tucked under her dowdy apron, she says, “Troth, Mam, and ye ought to be thankful, for the like of that’s done every day.” Mrs. Swiggs would like a room for the night at least, but is told, in a somewhat confused style, that not a room in the house is in order. That a person having the whole heathen world on her shoulders should not have her house in order somewhat surprises the indomitable lady. In answer to a question as to what time Mr. Slocum will be home, the maid of all work says: “Och! God love the poor man, there’s no tellin’. Sure there’s not much left of the poor man. An’ the divil a one more inoffensive than poor Slocum. It’s himsel’ works all day in the Shurance office beyant. He comes home dragged out, does a dale of writing for Mrs. Slocum hersel’, and goes to bed sayin’ nothin’ to nobody.” Lady Swiggs says: “God bless me. He no doubt labors in a good cause-an excellent cause-he will have his reward hereafter.”