“That depends on how long they have been in the country,” interrupts a
brisk little man, rising quickly to his feet, and assuming a legal air.
“Mr. Sprig! you are entirely behind the age. It matters not how long
these gentlemen from Ireland have been in the country. They take to
politics like rats to good cheese. A few months’ residence, and a
little working over you know, and they become trump voters. The Dutch
are a different sort of animal; the fellows are thinkers,” resumes the
Judge.
Mr. Snivel, who has been sipping his whiskey, and listening very
attentively to the Judge, rises to what he calls the most important
order. He has got the papers all ready, and proposes the gentlemen he
thinks best qualified for the naturalization committee. This done, Mr.
Snivel draws from his pocket a copy of the forged papers, which are
examined, and approved by every one present. This instrument is
surmounted with the eagle and arms of the United States, and reads
thus: “STATE OF NEW YORK.
“In the Court of Common Pleas for the city and county of New York:
“I—do declare on oath, that it is bona fide my intention to become a
citizen of the United States, and to renounce forever all allegiance
and fidelity to any foreign prince, potentate, State or sovereignty
whatever, and particularly to the Queen of the United Kingdom of Great
Britain and Ireland, of whom I am a subject.
“Signed this —day of —184-.
“JAMES CONNOR, Clerk. Clerk’s office, Court of Common Pleas for the
city and county of New York.”
“I hereby certify that the foregoing is a true copy of an original
declaration of intention remaining on record in my office, &c., &c.,
&c.”
“There! it required skill and practice to imitate like that” Mr. Snivel
exultingly exclaims. “We require to make thirty-seven citizens, and
have prepared the exact number of papers. If the cribbers do their
duty, the day is ours.” Thus is revealed one of the scenes common to
“Rogues’ Retreat.” We shrink at the multiplicity of crime in our midst;
we too seldom trace the source from whence it flows. If we did but turn
our eyes in the right direction we would find the very men we have
elected our guardians, protecting the vicious, whose power they
covet-sacrificing their high trust to a low political ambition. You
cannot serve a political end by committing a wrong without inflicting a
moral degradation on some one. Political intrigue begets laxity of
habits; it dispels that integrity without which the unfixed mind
becomes vicious; it acts as a festering sore in the body politic.
Having concluded their arrangements for the Mayor’s election, the party
drinks itself into a noisy mood, each outshouting the other for the
right to speak, each refilling and emptying his glass, each asserting
with vile imprecations, his dignity as a gentleman. Midnight finds the
reeling party adjourning in the midst of confusion.
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