“Arrah, good-morning, yer ’onher! Shure, it’s only the sixth time these
three weeks. Doesn’t meself like to see yer smiling face, onyhow!” Here
Mrs. Donahue commences complimenting the Judge in one breath, and
laying no end of charges at the door of the very diminutive and
harmless Mister Donahue in the next.
“This being the sixth time,” returns his Honor, somewhat seriously, “I
would advise you to compromise the matter with Donahue, and not be seen
here again. The state of South Carolina cannot pay your fees so often—”
“Och, bad luck to Donahue! Troth, an’ if yer onher’d put the fees down
to Donahue, our acquaintance ’ouldn’t be so fraquent.” Mrs. Donahue
says this with great unction, throwing her uncombed hair back, then
daintily raising her dress apace, and inquiring of Mr. Sheriff
Hardscrabble, who sits on his Honor’s left, peering sharply through his
spectacles, how he likes the spread of her broad, flat foot; “the
charging the fees to Donahue, yer onher, ’d do it!” There was more
truth in this remark than his Honor seemed to comprehend, for having
heard the charge against her (Mr. Donahue having been caught in the act
of taking a drop of her gin, she had well-nigh broken his head with the
bottle), and having listened attentively while poor Donahue related his
wrongs, and exhibited two very well blacked eyes and a broken nose, he
came to the very just conclusion that it were well to save the blood of
the Donahues. And to this end did he grant Mrs. Donahue board and
lodging for one month in the old prison. Mrs. Donahue is led away,
heaping curses on the head of Donahue, and compliments on that of his
Honor.
A pale, sickly looking boy, some eleven years old, is next placed upon
the stand. Mr. Sergeant Stubbs, who leans his corpulent figure against
the clerk’s desk, every few minutes bowing his sleepy head to some
friend in the crowd, says: “A hard ’un-don’t do no good about here. A
vagrant; found him sleeping in the market.”
His Honor looks at the poor boy for some minutes, a smile of kindliness
seems lighting up his face; he says he would there were some place of
refuge-a place where reformation rather than punishment might be the
aim and end, where such poor creatures could be sent to, instead of
confining them in cells occupied by depraved prisoners.
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