There she sits, Milton’s “Paradise Lost” in her witch-like fingers,
herself lean enough for the leanest of witches, and seeming to have
either shrunk away from the faded black silk dress in which she is
clad, or passed through half a century of starvation merely to bolster
up her dignity. A sharp, hatchet-face, sallow and corrugated; two
wicked gray eyes, set deep in bony sockets; a long, irregular nose,
midway of which is adjusted a pair of broad, brass-framed spectacles; a
sunken, purse-drawn mouth, with two discolored teeth protruding from
her upper lip; a high, narrow forehead, resembling somewhat crumpled
parchment; a dash of dry, brown hair relieving the ponderous border of
her steeple-crowned cap, which she seems to have thrown on her head in
a hurry; a moth-eaten, red shawl thrown spitefully over her shoulders,
disclosing a sinewy and sassafras-colored neck above, and the small end
of a gold chain in front, and, reader, you have the august Mrs. Swiggs,
looking as if she diets on chivalry and sour krout. She is indeed a
nice embodiment of several of those qualities which the State clings
tenaciously to, and calls its own, for she lives on the labor of eleven
aged negroes, five of whom are cripples.
The young man smiles, as Mrs. Swiggs increases the velocity of her
rocking, lays her right hand on the table, rests her left on her
Milton, and continues to reiterate that he has got into the wrong
house.
“I have no letter, Madam—”
“I never receive people without letters—never!” she interrupts,
testily.
“But you see, Madam—”
“No I don’t. I don’t see anything about it!” again she interposes,
adjusting her spectacles, and scanning him anxiously from head to foot.
“Ah, yes (she twitches her head), I see what you are—”
“I was going to say, if you please, Madam, that my mission may serve as
a passport—”
“I’m of a good family, you must know, young man. You could have learned
that of anybody before seeking this sort of an introduction. Any of our
first families could have told you about me. You must go your way,
young man!” And she twitches her head, and pulls closer about her lean
shoulders the old red shawl.
“I (if you will permit me, Madam) am not ignorant of the very high
standing of your famous family—” Madam interposes by saying, every
muscle of her frigid face unmoved the while, she is glad he knows
something, “having read of them in a celebrated work by one of our more
celebrated genealogists—”
“But you should have brought a letter from the Bishop! and upon that
based your claims to a favorable reception. Then you have read of Sir
Sunderland Swiggs, my ancestor? Ah! he was such a Baron, and owned such
estates in the days of Elizabeth. But you should have brought a letter,
young man.” Mrs. Swiggs replies rapidly, alternately raising and
lowering her squeaking voice, twitching her head, and grasping tighter
her Milton.
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