Fantasy fiction; Oz (Imaginary place) -- Juvenile fiction
“Bald!” gulped Pompa, rubbing his head. “Do you mean to say you take
poor innocent travelers and make them into arithmetic problems?”
“Why not?” said the thin one, who looked exactly like a giant lead
pencil. “And please address me as Count, after this—Count It Up is my
name. What’s the matter with living in a problem, my boy? Life is a
problem, after all, and you will get used to it in time. I’ll try to
assign you to a comfortable book and you’ll find book-keeping a lot more
simple than house-keeping. This way, please!”
“Please go,” yawned the Ruler, waving his hand. “The Count will take you
in charge now.” And so dazed was the Elegant Elephant by all this
strange reasoning that he tamely followed the lead pencil person.
“Good-bye!” shouted the Ruler hoarsely. “Start them on simple
additions,” he said as they moved off.
The street ahead was filled with Figure Heads and as Kabumpo paused they
began forming themselves into sums. The first row sat down, the next
knelt behind them, the third stood up, the fourth nimbly leaped upon the
shoulders of the third, and so on, until a long addition confronted the
travelers.
“Now,” said Count It Up in his blunt way, “as you haven’t figures for
heads, let us see if you have heads for figures.” Kabumpo pushed back
his pearl headdress and drops of perspiration began to run down his
trunk. Prince Pompa, lying flat on Kabumpo’s head, started to add up the
first line of figures.
“Eighty-three,” he announced anxiously.
“Say three and eight to carry,” snapped Count It Up. “Here, Three!” A
Three stepped out of the crowd and placed itself under the line. “I’ve
got to be carried!” cried Eight, looking sulkily at Pompa.
“Carried!” snorted Kabumpo, snatching Eight into the air. “Well, I’ll
attend to you. You do the adding, Pompa, and I’ll do the carrying.”
He landed the Eight head down at the bottom of the line of Figure Heads
and swung his trunk carelessly while he waited for his next victim. So,
slowly and painfully, Pompa counted up the long lines and Kabumpo
carried and if they made the slightest mistake the Figure Heads shouted
with scorn and danced about till the confusion was terrible. When an
example was finished, the Figure Heads in it marched away but another
would immediately form lines ahead so that it took them a whole hour to
go two blocks.
[Illustration: Slowly and Painfully Pompa Counted up the Long Lines]
“Oh!” groaned Pompa at last, “We’ll never get through this, Kabumpo.
Look at those awful fractions ahead! Can’t I skip fractions?” he asked
looking pleadingly at Count It Up.
“Certainly not!” said the pencilly man stroking his shiny hair, which
was straight and black and grew up into a sharp point. “You shall skip
nothing!”
“That gives me an idea,” whispered Kabumpo huskily. “Why shouldn’t we
skip altogether? We’re bigger than they are. Why—”
“How are you getting on?” At the sound of that hoarse, familiar voice
both the Prince and Kabumpo jumped.
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