Carter had a natural gift for tongues, and was picking up the difficult
Coast languages to the best of his ability, but his vocabulary was of
necessity small, and a Krooboy stood by to translate intricate passages
into idiom more likely to penetrate the harder skulls. The Krooboy
wore trousers and singlet in token of his advanced civilization, and
bore with pride the name of White-Man's-Trouble.
There was a glut of customers that baking afternoon. High-scented
trade stuffs poured into the factory in pleasing abundance, and bundles
of European produce were balanced upon woolly craniums for
transportation through bush paths to that wild unknown Africa beyond
the hinterland. The new law of K. O'Neill allowed no lingering in the
feteesh. Once a customer had been delivered of his goods, and had
accepted payment, White-Man's-Trouble decanted him into the scalding
sunshine outside, and bade him hasten upon his ways. K. O'Neill had
stated very plainly, in a typewritten letter, that the leakage by theft
was unpleasing to the directorate in Liverpool, and must be stopped.
K. O'Neill understood that the thefts took place after a customer had
spent all his cash on legitimate purchase, as then all his savage
intelligence was turned to pilfering. Carter, as the man on the spot,
recognized the truth of all this, and carried out the instructions to
the foot of the letter.
Mr. Smith warned him he would have trouble over it. "Ever since the
first factory came down to blight this Coast," Smith explained, "the
boys have been allowed to hang around the feteesh and steal what wasn't
nailed down. They look upon it in the light of a legitimate discount,
and it's grown up into a custom. Now in West Africa you may burn a
forest, or blot out a nation, or start a new volcano, and nobody will
say very much to you, but if you interfere with a recognized custom,
you come in contact with the biggest kind of trouble."
"Still," Carter pointed out, "these orders are definite."
"And you are the kind of fool that goes on the principle of 'obeying
orders if you break owners.' Well, go ahead and carry out
instructions. I won't interfere with you. I'd rather like to see this
cocksure K. O'Neill get a smack in the eye to cure his meddling. And
for yourself, keep your weather eye lifting, or some indignant nigger
will ram a foot of iron into you. It's the Okky-men I'd take especial
care of if I were you. They've got their tails up a good deal more
than's healthy just now. I'm told, too, that their head witch doctor
wants his war drum redecorated." Mr. Smith grinned--"I don't want to
be personal, of course."
"Oh, don't mind me. So far I rather fail to understand what I've got
to do with the Okky City war drum."
"You see you carry round with you something that would make the very
best kind of heap-too-good ju-ju."
"Still I don't understand."
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