All human noises had ceased. Only the hot insect hum and the cool
diapason of the Atlantic surf droned through the silence. From the
dull upraised sword blade outrageous sunrays winked and flickered.
Upon this impasse came Swizzle-Stick Smith from the bush side of the
white factory buildings, polishing his eyeglass, and limping along at
his usual pace, and no faster. He removed his pipe, and wagged it at
them.
"Upon my soul a most interesting picture! Just like a kid's fairy tale
book. Gallant young knight rescuing distressed damosel from the
clutches of wicked ogre, who incidentally happens to be the King of
Okky as anyone but a born fool could have guessed from his state
umbrella, and one of the firm's best customers. Kindly observe that
I'm the good fairy who always comes in on the last page to put things
safe. Carter, I prithee sheath thy virgin sword, and then for God's
sake run away and drown yourself."
He had reached the group by this time, and took up in his own the damp
black hand of offended majesty, and shook it heartily. He broke out in
a stream of fluent Okky, and gradually the potentate's wrath melted.
The King still gesticulated violently, and apparently demanded Carter's
red head upon a charger as a prelude to truce, but Swizzle-Stick Smith
was an old Coaster and knew his man.
"Champagne," Mr. Smith kept on suggesting, "bubbly champagne with
plenty of Angostura bitters in it to make it bite. I call attention to
your Majesty's historic thirst. Come up into the factory, old
Tintacks, and we'll break up a case in honor of the day."
Finally the King, who being a West African king was necessarily a
shrewd man, decided that though vengeance would keep till another day,
Mr. Smith's champagne might not; and he let himself be led back to the
factory, and up the stair. He graciously accepted the most
solid-looking of the long chairs in the veranda, sat in it carefully,
kicked off his slippers, and tucked his feet beneath him. He waved
away Mr. Smith's further speech. "Oh, Smith," he said, "I fit for
champagne-palaver, one-time," and loosened the tuck of his ample
waist-cloth to give space for the expected cargo. "No damn use more
talk-palaver now."
Outside in the sunlight the Haûsa soldiers had taken the cue from their
master, and dissolved away unobtrusively; the carriers were dismissed
to the Krooboys' quarters under the charge of White-Man's-Trouble, who,
now that the disturbance was over, bustled up with many protestations
of sorrow for his unavoidable absence, and Carter was left for further
attendance on his distressed damsel.
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