He had fitted up bells about the place, or rather strings that actuated
wooden clappers which could beat on wooden drums. He set these all
a-clang and listened. The place reeked of its usual mildew, and the
smell nauseated him. They had got rid of the mildew scent at the
Smooth River factory. But there was not a murmur of reply to his
clamor.
White-Man's-Trouble delivered himself of wisdom. "Oh, Carter, I think
dem Smith, an' all dem boys at factory lib for die. Dis place lib for
full of ghosts. I fit for run back for Smooth River."
"Run away, then," said Carter, who was beginning to examine the
mess-room systematically.
The Krooboy cowered in a chair and covered his eyes. "Oh, Carter, I no
fit for march back alone. Dem ghosts plenty-too-much fond o' Kroo
chop. Oh, Carter, you no be dam fool an' stay here. You lib back for
Smooth River all-e-same me."
"My pagan friend, don't get too familiar. The next time I hear you
calling me names, I shall break my knuckles up against one of the
places where the worsted's been shaved off your skull. Observe"--said
Carter, and poured some whiskey onto the table top and set light to
it--"Observe those blue flames that crawl and flicker about, but do not
burn the wood. In those the ghosts that have been threatening you are
now being most painfully consumed. Do you believe it?"
"I fit for see 'em die," said White-Man's-Trouble devoutly. "Oh,
Carter, you plenty-much-fine witch doctor. I fit for pipe-clay dem
shoes, three pair a day. Oh, Carter, if Okky men lib for come, you
burn them, too?"
"Certainly," said Carter, "anything to soothe your nerves. Though, as
a matter of fact, I should demonstrate to them with a shotgun, not by
burning methylated. Now, just nose around, boy, and help me to find
out where Mr. Smith's evaporated to. They can't have eaten him, or
some of them must have stayed behind to digest the meal; and they can't
have kidnapped him, or he'd have broken up the happy home before he
condescended to go, and as we see it now, it's no more squalid than
usual. So now, Trouble, produce Mr. Smith."
"Smith? Oh, Carter, dem Smith lib for surf boat."
"How on earth do you know that?"
"Dem surf boat no lib for beach. Dem paddles no lib for veranda, Okky
man no fit for boat boy. So Malla-Nulla Krooboy, dey boat boy for dem
Smith in Malla-Nulla surf boat. Savvy?"
"I do clearly. But why the deuce didn't you tell me all this before?"
"Because," said the Krooboy simply, "I too plenty-much frightened o'
dem ghosts before you burn 'em."
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