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She was taken aback and was prepared to be chilly and non-committal.
She looked at his face and the nearer view was a pleasing one. He was
very fair, very good-looking and had the bluest eyes she had ever seen
in a man. He was also unshaven and his collar was not clean, but he
was well dressed enough and his tone was wholly Oxford--and Balliol at
that.
“I think it is rather weird,” she said.
“So do I,” he nodded vigorously. “I think it is--‘weird’ is the word.
As a work of art how does it strike you?”
She hesitated. She had a full range of studio jargon which she had
acquired in the course of her after-education and could speak glibly
on atmosphere, tone and light. She knew that it was possible to refer
to a still-life study of a bunch of bananas as being “full of
movement” without being guilty of an absurdity. In fact, she knew
enough about art to have occupied a position on any average newspaper
as a critic.
“As a work of art,” she said, “it is original and a little eccentric.”
“Frankly?” he demanded fiercely.
All the time he spoke he was glaring at the picture and had not turned
his head toward her.
“Frankly,” she replied, “I think these are monstrosities.”
He nodded again.
“I agree with you,” he said, “and I know better than anybody else how
monstrous they are--I painted ’em!”
Moya gasped.
“I am awfully sorry,” she began.
“I am sorry, too--that I painted them,” he replied. “I am not sorry
that I exhibited them, because all my friends told me that they were
wonderful and naturally I get some satisfaction from proving that my
friends are mentally deficient.”
He turned round and looked at her and was in turn surprised.
“Hello,” he said, staring at her with his blue eyes wide open, “I
thought you were much older.”
She laughed.
“The fact is I didn’t look at you,” he confessed; “how can anybody
look at anything with these beastly things staring one in the
face--Hi! Emma!”
Fortunately the programme girl was looking his way and realised that
he was speaking to her.
“Your name is Emma, I suppose.”
“No, sir,” said the girl impressively, “my name is Evangeline.”
He turned to the girl.
“Here is an Evangeline whom I thought was an Emma; and here are my
Emmas that I thought were Evangelines,” he said despairingly. “What
made you come to this exhibition?”
“I saw a criticism of the pictures in yesterday’s papers.”
“In the _Megaphone_,” he said accusingly.
“Yes--it was a very flattering criticism, I thought,” said the girl.
He nodded.
“I wrote it myself,” he said without shame.
He turned to the programme girl.
“Tell your master to shut up the gallery, have the pictures packed
away and sent home.”
“But,” said Moya in alarm, “I hope my stupid views won’t influence
you.”
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