Authorship -- Fiction; College students -- Fiction; London (England) -- Fiction; Young women -- Fiction
Bancroft Road proved to be a docile suburban thoroughfare, lined with
comfortable villas and double houses, each standing a little back from
the street with a small garden in front. A primrose-coloured afterglow
lingered in the sky, and the gas lights along the pavement still burned
pale and white. Just as the Rhodes Scholar passed number 302 he saw a
feminine figure run down the steps of a house fifty yards farther on,
cross the pavement, and drop a letter into the red pillar box standing
there. Even at that distance, he distinguished a lively slimness in
the girlish outline that could belong to no other than the Incomparable
Kathleen. He hastened his step, casting hesitance to the wind. But she
had already run back into the house.
It would have added to the problems Mr. Blair was pondering could he
have read the letter which had just dropped into the post-box. Perhaps
it will somewhat advance the course of the narrative to give the reader
a glimpse of it.
318, BANCROFT ROAD,
Sunday Afternoon.
DEAR JOE:
Goodness knows what has happened to this usually placid house.
Never again will I complain to you that there is no excitement in
Wolverhampton.
I got home from Birmingham yesterday noon and since then everything has
been perfectly absurd. I can only believe you have gone balmy.
First comes your wire about Mr. Blair and your having hurt your arm
playing soccer. What you can have been doing at soccer I can't conceive.
I supposed it was a mistake for hockey, or else some kind of a twit.
Well, I couldn't see what I could do to help a historical student but
I showed Dad the wire and the old dear said he would write Mr. Blair a
line.
I had just settled down to help Mother with some sewing when along comes
your second wire, addressed to her. Mother and I threw up our hands and
screamed! Certainly we thought you were off your crumpet. Why on earth
should you send us another cook when you know Ethel has been here for
so long? I read the wire forward and backward but it could mean nothing
else. It said: _Have found very good cook out of place am sending her
to you earnestly recommend give her a trial reliable woman but eccentric
name Eliza Thick will call Sunday morning_.
Well, we all had a good laugh over this, and wondered what kind of a
joke you were up to. Then, after supper, to our amazement, came a third
wire--not from you, this one, but to Dad, and who do you suppose from?
The Bishop of Oxford if you please! Dad was so flustered (you know how
telegrams excite him: they offend all his antiquarian instincts!)--well,
the Bishop said--_Am sending my favourite curate to call on you
magnificent young fellow excellent family very worthy chap will be in
Wolverhampton a day or two anxious to have him meet your family_.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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